Khaki Lackey

Since we're just making sh!t up, I'll take a crack at it. Matt Rhule says to David Tepper, "That bastard Fitty drafted Corrall knowing damn well I wanted Temple's long snapper in the third! I'll show him! I'll sabotage his entire career! That young lion won't be eating any beef on my watch!" Tepper replies, "Matty, I may be rich, but unlike those geniuses on carolinahuddle.com, I'm very stupid. I appreciate you sacrificing your professional career just to troll them." Tepper then takes his zippo and ignites a roll of $100 bills which he uses to light a giant cigar. They laugh.

Thank God, another bitch about Rhule thread. I was beginning to think everyone loved him now, since the crybaby thread percentage dropped below 90%

Rhule and Fitterer have both been pretty vocal about taking lots of “swings” at finding a QB. Honestly, it’s probably a better strategy than trotting out a mediocre game manager and hoping a later draft pick hits every year. It’s more proactive at the least.

The only way this is excusable is if it gets rectified after the game tape is viewed. I kind of understand making people earn it, but it goes both ways. Elfline, Jordan, and Darnold earned demotions yesterday. If you believe in the hierarchy and accountability, show them the tape, why the lost their spots and adjust the depth chart accordingly. Now is the time to do it. The competition charade should be a formality that ends quickly.

Has anyone mentioned lions or beef yet? If not, here it is.

Armanti Edwards makes Marvin McNutt look like Kevin Norwood.

Garbage. Hurney’s Built team was two no brainer top ten picks, a cap disaster and 2-14, 6-10, 7-9, his last 3 seasons.

Call me old fashioned but I don’t think premier running backs who are payed premier running back money should complain about having to do premier running back sh!t.

If that’s true (which honestly reads like huddle fan fiction) he should have rejected his fat contract and gone elsewhere. It would have saved all parties involved some grief.

Brees is such a knob. “Hey everybody! I’m injured, but look at me! My imagination is finger lickin’ good!” Dork.

More silly college BS! We wouldn't have to deal with these eyesores if it wasn't for Matt Rhule! I mean, last year he was kind of fat! It wasn't easy to find a way to get that topic in this thread, you're welcome.

So, according to the huddle, BC is a Canton-bound franchise LT, and we're not mad that we drafted Ickey, but we're mad because he's not getting all the precious 1st string reps ahead of our incumbent franchise LT? It's confusing. Can we just stick to calling Matt Rhule fat?

I hate to disrupt the echo chamber, but by all accounts, the players really like Rhule.

Whoa. Stop. He wasn't first on the field today. It's over, man. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Keep your huddle lore in the "wasting reps" thread. It's the hierarchy that every NFL team uses. Plus if Sam has put in some work and looks salvageable as a backup it might help us deal him elsewhere.

AND he stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Look out Sam.

So the Rippadong alt is Jeremy's. Super.

I get that. The shrieky bitches on here make me want to start a Matt Rhule fan club. Ok, maybe that's a bit much, but still.

Got it. I had forgotten about that. Did he already get tried and aquitted?

I might be missing something, but he wasn't accused of rape, was he? To be clear, I think his suspension should at least a full season.

Are you trying to set a record for the most incorrect things in a single post? I think the punishment was too light as well, but juses crust, this type of hyperbole is just counter productive.

Not sure, but to me, Burns looks little bigger this year. A little more bulgy. Like a moose.

I appreciate the late surge, but that Rippadong dude already has 'cartoonishly obnoxious alt of the year' pretty much locked down already.

He attended a school where the best cheer they could come up with was “Hotty Toddy!” It is well within reason for him to feel regret, embarrassment, and perhaps shame. It was probably the root cause of his depression and alcohol issues as well.

I feel ya, Robbie. and I know what you're saying.