Khaki Lackey

Thank you. In today's NFL, secondary and DL are prioritized, and rightfully so. It's literally our coach's second year and our GM's first. Calm the fug down, people.

Tis always been as such. The Huddle is a mysterious and whimsical place. Seriously though. The crop of alts that come to generate clicks during the offseason get weaker every year. Must be writer's block or something.

It's the TeeBow theory of relativity. The same way Charlie Sheen makes me feel like I have my poo together.

He was basically saying that tackles are rare and you're not going to upgrade from the waiver wire. It didn't really seem like he was saying we were actively trying to put a trade for a LT together.

lol yeah, if there's one place that has an abundance of patience, it's The Huddle

No, if we don't trot Sam out there to hand the ball to a second string running back in the vanilla "don't show the playbook" offense, against an opposing team's 2s, in a preseason game, we are just sitting around and waiting for things to magically fix themselves.

I thought we were signing these injury prone guys because we now had sports science and poo. I'm getting really close to demanding answers.

I didn't have high hopes for him as an analyst, but I thought he did great. He was smart, funny, and charismatic.

Yeah, that's the dumbest one that gets parroted here. Cam was strolling like he was shell hunting on the beach. I think some people forget that Ron was an NFL libebacker. "We want a tough team!!! Ron is so soft!!" "How dare he say he would hit a QB!!"

I was hoping Yeet GM was going to make some noise this year.

Shockey was pretty overrated here. Valid point about Legadoodoo, though. Legend.

Man, I hope Darnold can put it together mentally. He throws such a good ball with nice touch.

I have one of those signs in my shower. It doesn't work.

Yeah, but we got sport science and analytics and sh1t

I'm confused. So when someone tries to kill Cam, they should get the death penalty. CTE is the most dangerous thing ever. But if a guy plays recklessly and tries to kill a teammate, he should be hugged and coached up. Which is softer? 1.) Todays NFL rules in regard to contact B.) Not punishing a player that plays with abandon an injures his peers or.. V.) Natural bosoms

Same here

It’s drunken alt night at the ballpark apparently.

Can we not get a new thread with the date in the title rather than toggling between Wednesday’s and Friday’s threads?

If Darnold obviously sucks, Brady will get a pass right or wrong.

I’m not going to get too excited until 9 wins. The front half of our schedule is too soft and I’ve seen too many good starts fall flat with this team. Our schedule has “last month collapse” written all over it. I’ll watch and be optimistic, but there are too many question marks. Plus, I’ve been hurt before. I’m a Panthers fan.

Yeah, I didn't mean to come off callous. I loved him his rookie season. I think the excuse making has been a bit overdone though. The way he threw shade at Cam was extremely uncool. Everything he's done since his rookie season has made me lose all respect for him.

CTE? He played a season and a half. His mom dying 5 years ago? He had work ethic issues long before that. Some of you just can’t accept that some people just don’t have it and/or are dickheads.

Yeah, but when you think it's gas but it's actually fluid...things can get REALLY bad.

I pawned my "Posting machine" badge this morning. I'm having regrets. Jurrmie, can you spot me $6?

He's the Sam Darnold of OLinemen. Super!