Khaki Lackey

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.

I think Boston has potential and I'm a UNC hater. I agree that the jury's still out on him. I do give Marty credit for pulling the trigger on Cam. A lot of guys wouldn't have. As far as whether or not DG would have, we'll never know, but I get the feeling he probably wouldn't have. Who knows?...But the rest of that 2011 draft was absolutely atrocious.

So you aren't counting Boston for whatever reason, and serviceable doesn't count on late round picks but injuries DO count against Gettleman. Mmmkay. Got it. But yeah, I agree with your sentiment about Hurney, he could hit those first round slow pitches out of the park.

That's just dumb. If you can't see that DG has an eye for talent in later rounds that Hurney never had you are either not paying attention or are just retarded.

Exactly

The biggest advantage of being all pro, you ask? Unlimited pie. It's the gift that keeps giving the whole year, Clark.

Come on, mayne. Davis was a stud that year.

The money has to come from somewhere and be accounted for. I'm going to repeat that for you, because you don't seem to be taking the journey with the rest of us in the real world. The money has to come from somewhere and be accounted for. It's real. The NFL notices when a team is over the cap. There is no hoping they don't notice. This one is really going to blow your mind: The Patriots and Packers have the same salary cap that we do. In fact, every NFL team does. The teams that manage it better seem to have more to spend. That's what our GM is trying to do. But if it were up to some here, we would put ourselves right back up against the wall, then bitch next year about not having money to sign guys. $13 million dollars is not a lot if money in NFL terms and we have to consider future contracts like Cam's and Luke's.

Yeah, well. Everyone loved Shockey because he had bitchin' tats and yelled at people. The hype of his 400 yards is pretty proportional to Dickson's.

Rookie WRs can come right in and contribute. Last year should have proved that to anyone who was paying attention. Why overpay for one in FA?

Hey! These are the same troll alts from last offseason!!! We're supposed to have a fresh batch with a slightly different theme every year. If we are going to do retreads, we should trade for PFFL. This is bullshit.

If you don't know anything about my post history, don't guess. I realized we didn't have many options last year, and I realize he wasn't going to come out and say "we're screwed at tackle" publicly. But this reeks of the Bell treatment from last offseason. In other words, I don't really think Gettleman is really confident that Oher is our answer at left tackle. He's just trying to warm the fanbase up to the worst case scenario like he did last year.

I really like our GM, but if I'm being honest, we've all seen how our possible answers at OL have panned out

You have to use a caveat in your own example? Lol

Hardy is a great example of why you don't throw huge money or spend high draft picks on guys with questionable judgement. Hardy set us back big time last year. We're lucky it was only for one season's worth of top tier salary. Hardy's not a terrible guy either. He just made a few bad decisions. But those decisions damn near wrecked our season last year. Does it suck passing up on talented guys that may perhaps get it together and thrive elsewhere? Sure, but that's easier to swallow than the horseshit we went through last season.

Barely

Has anyone made a joke about Cam getting blind sided yet?

You must've felt like Geno Smith on draft day one.

Maybe he's butthurt from us letting him walk. He didn't exactly have a "I sure showed them" stint in AZ. Maybe the anti-Gettleman crybabies were right. "No one will ever want to play for Carolina...unless they're good and actually expect to earn their money!!!!" I'm just screwin' around, I'd much rather having him returning kicks and punts than our current situation.

Re-signing Hardy would go under the radar quite nicely when this video is made public.

Maybe by "five times worse" they are talking about production value. Like lighting and cinematography.

Honestly, I'm little surprised that JR didn't show for his mom's funeral. Not sure what the etiquette protocol is, as far as how close you have to be to someone to attend their family members' funeral. I'm also not sure whether or not Deangelo should feel pissed. Me personally? I might feel a little slighted if no one from the company I worked for showed up to my mom's funeral.

I guess Gettleman is figuring he's probably stuck with Rivera so he's doing his paht to assure success by taking away Ron's underachieving pet projects. The players play hod fa Rahn, we just need the best possible player at every position to be able to succeed with subpar coaching.

Mike and Bike

We need less mods. Let's have a vote for who gets demoted!!! That would be entertaining.