Khaki Lackey

Takin' care of Benjness

This plus all the Huddlers crying about it makes me think that Shaq will end up being the best player in NFL history.

You do realize that your username is nctarheel, right?

Lol your tar heels might want to consider taking ECU seriously at some point.

Good thing we're set at OT......

Most of his transgressions were just dumb, kid's stuff. Those sexual assault accusations though...that's serious grown up bidness

I think a player should have a decent NFL season before anyone starts using 3 letter name abbreviations.

So is the Seahawks board awash with "SCHNEIDER-DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" posts?

Yeah...I don't see it happening.

Gettleman seems to not mind it being a very dynamic atmosphere. Most people like things static and neatly categorized. eg. let's throw ridiculous money at two running backs so we don't have to address RB for several years. Done! Next item on the agenda!

Hell, we've got three fifth rounders this year. We should pump in noise. Not even simulated crowd noise, but babies crying, car horns, construction site noises, gay porn audio...

Early front runner for post of the year

For real. He's going to be a training camp all star.

Pie for 2 reasons. 1.) best post of the day 2) using Ballghazi

I once tried to make a pecan pie with a graham cracker crust . It sounded like a perfect storm of desert that should have been invented years ago. It didn't work too well. The crust got all soggy and the edges got browned too much. It still tasted ok, though.

To avoid pronunciation errors. He will be referred to as Matty Rice.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.

I think Boston has potential and I'm a UNC hater. I agree that the jury's still out on him. I do give Marty credit for pulling the trigger on Cam. A lot of guys wouldn't have. As far as whether or not DG would have, we'll never know, but I get the feeling he probably wouldn't have. Who knows?...But the rest of that 2011 draft was absolutely atrocious.

So you aren't counting Boston for whatever reason, and serviceable doesn't count on late round picks but injuries DO count against Gettleman. Mmmkay. Got it. But yeah, I agree with your sentiment about Hurney, he could hit those first round slow pitches out of the park.

That's just dumb. If you can't see that DG has an eye for talent in later rounds that Hurney never had you are either not paying attention or are just retarded.

Exactly

The biggest advantage of being all pro, you ask? Unlimited pie. It's the gift that keeps giving the whole year, Clark.

Come on, mayne. Davis was a stud that year.

The money has to come from somewhere and be accounted for. I'm going to repeat that for you, because you don't seem to be taking the journey with the rest of us in the real world. The money has to come from somewhere and be accounted for. It's real. The NFL notices when a team is over the cap. There is no hoping they don't notice. This one is really going to blow your mind: The Patriots and Packers have the same salary cap that we do. In fact, every NFL team does. The teams that manage it better seem to have more to spend. That's what our GM is trying to do. But if it were up to some here, we would put ourselves right back up against the wall, then bitch next year about not having money to sign guys. $13 million dollars is not a lot if money in NFL terms and we have to consider future contracts like Cam's and Luke's.

Yeah, well. Everyone loved Shockey because he had bitchin' tats and yelled at people. The hype of his 400 yards is pretty proportional to Dickson's.