Riverboat Ron

This coaching staff loves Elf the same as Rivera love Sione Fua, the eye test shows they suck but for some reason they keep getting a shot.

Phil Snow has always been in over his head.

Is the city of Charlotte ready for a sexy Matt Rhule?

Should’ve bought the all black turf to go with the all black Unis, played only on moonless nights, with only black lights lighting the stadium.

Makes you wonder what could’ve been had we promoted McDermott and fired Rivera, probably would’ve kept Beane in house as opposed to Hurney too.

Baker pulls out a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II, points to the sky and says this game is for you!

After the first touchdown Baker strips down buck naked in the end zone and gets a prostate massage from the happy baby yoga pose to completion.

Crazy that was almost 10 years ago.

I’m looking for more of a slut boy/frat bar environment.

PJ Walker and Matt Ioannidis.

If CMC stays healthy then yes. My gut tells me this is the year he plays every game and breaks the NFL season all-purpose yards mark of 2,696 yards. He is literally the cornerstone of this offense and when he’s out there he’ll make everyone around him look like stars.

20-0

This gave me cancer.

Luke Kuechly coming back confirmed?!?

It’s like I’ve said, drafting an Alabama O-lineman is like buying a 2006 Dodge Charger with 845,000 miles from some sketch foreign car dealership outside DC.

And none of them are a true TE1.

When asking Deshaun about the upcoming game against the Panthers… ”First I’m going to get in reclined baby pose, let them massage my taint, maybe an accident might happen and your fingers slip in, then… oh, you mean the football game…uhh…”

There’s going to be an ample amount of quality at Safety with these cuts, this plus DT and TE are where we need to be active with upgrades.

I just jacked…

ESPN would like to offer you a job!

At least on his face.

Yet there are still people on this forum that would still rather have “Rub Job Deshaun” over Baker.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a QB drafted that high try hard but still suck. Unlike most high drafted busts it’s not laziness or injury that killed his career, he just doesn’t have the intangibles you want in a QB much less as a team leader. He’s basically the living form of “Bad Luck Brian”.

What I wouldn’t do to have a Time Machine to bring us back 22 year old Luke Kuechly and Thomas Davis.

3’6” 830 lbs