Riverboat Ron

Hey, Charlotte is the gateway to Gastonia.

Put it where it always belonged in Bessemer City.

But did you play him on Madden?

I’m convinced we’ve keyed in on Willis and I think other teams know it. The Saints trade yesterday was to get the capital to trade up to #5 and I also believe the Falcons are actively looking to jump us for Willis as well. Giants are talking to Willis to try and drive a bidding war and scare the Saints, Falcons and even us into a panic trade.

So Strong will be our pick at #6.

I need an OT to be 6’11” 425 lbs, 12” hands, 40” arms, sub 4.5 40 time, 60 bench reps, 6.3 3 cone drill, chainsaws for hands, 46” vertical, 12’6” broad jump, injuries turned off, 50 Wonderlic score.

Probably in the couch cushion.

Rule #1: Never steal from the rich.

Swap Darnold for Baker but have a dog eat the paperwork so both teams are off the hook for their contracts.

We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

I swear to God if either Icky, Cross or Neal are on the board and we go QB I’m done.

Trade them Rhule for a 7th.

To be fair his smol hands make him a freak.

That’s what I like about these NFL rookies, I keep getting older but they stay the same age.

I’m for it, just waiting for the inevitable article in two years of a team feeling they didn’t get enough of a chance when they scored a touchdown and the other team scores a touchdown and gets a two point conversion.

Hell, let’s just make the game 180 minutes and give the win to the team with the least dead players.

Hear me out. What if Rhule is actually playing over 9000 x 420 dimension chess and has tanked the prior 2 season because he knows smol hands will be better than Brady? What if he’s known all along and we all have to eat crow when he pulls off 15 straight undefeated seasons, he’s voted sexiest man alive, and gets his own very tasteful nude 150’ statue of himself, legs on each side of Mint Street and member serving as a pedestrian bridge across the interstate to serve as a reminder of his greatness?

And this is how you get head.

Just wait for the 3rd…

Dude is just 2 kids in a trench coat.

Draft a CB!

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Temple legend! Temple is best school! Temple produce all the stars! -Matt Rhule (Nov 23rd 2017)

Been my gut feeling for awhile but now that they’ve changed their opinion on Christensen it almost seems too obvious. Just imagine how we’ll feel if we leave another franchise LT on the board just to appease the ego of a lame duck coach.

NOW they feel like Christensen is a LT? Did his arms finally grow 0.05 of an inch? Jesus Christ the goal line keeps moving for this team.