Riverboat Ron

Do you want me to jerk off?

Brb, getting a quick degree from Temple so I can become the Panthers starting QB.

You would think in a world that makes sense this is a logical conclusion. Do you trust we’re still in logical territory anymore?

Daryl Williams

Carolina Predators

If lawsuits counted as points Watson would be the GOAT.

He’s just two kids in a trench coat.

Who’s to say he won’t elicit butthole massages again?

If we trade for Watson I’m done with the Panthers, dude is legit a predator and we’d be giving the farm to bring him to Charlotte.

I’d much rather keep ignoring the offensive line and use pick #6 on a CB.

Option 69

So we’ll draft him certainly.

I made a bad deal several weeks ago and bought 15k XXS gloves, if we draft Pickett I’m sure he’ll buy them all off me!

Instead they trade #6 for Jimmy Garoppolo…

I’d rather just trade back grab offensive line help and let Darnold sink or swim next year. Of course sanity has long left our franchise so we’ll either trade our 1st for a QB or draft a QB at #6.

In typical Panthers fashion we’ll use a 1st round pick to fill a need, he plays well and then after 5 years we let them walk for nothing where they get way overpaid. Panthers are literally a buy high, sell low organization.

Doctor- “Sir, can you hear me? You’ve been a coma since February 6th, 2016.”

Something else Rhule and Hitler have in common.

Real question is if Pickett can sign his contract with his tiny baby hands?

Especially the ones with baby hands.

Fine, I’ll take the job.

NFL wants a high scoring Rams vs. Chiefs Super Bowl. Ever since the regular season game between the two a couple years ago when they blew out ratings and scores the NFL knew they needed it for the Super Bowl.

We’re joining Matt Rhule as he’s getting a prostate exam, here’s a closer look…

Only 9 inches? - My cheating ex girlfriend

Like I said before, I’m convinced everything since 2016 has just been a dream when I went into a coma right before Super Bowl 50 started.