Riverboat Ron

Thanks Only reason he fell was due to Mary Jane.

Nice, still remember being annoyed when we took Terrell McClain over him in 2011.

Bryce would be target #1 for sports star chasers, it’s honestly good for him not to have that temptation.

Marking her territory.

The game that AXE body spray causes all the hot single moms in my area to sensually attack middle aged dads in polos and cargo shorts.

Thank God the important things are accommodated for.

Cheers for Dom Capers and Frank Reich, feels like I’m a kid in the 90’s again.

The Brett Kollman kiss of death.

Love Burns but we really should’ve taken the Rams offer if it really was 2 1st rounders.

Wonder if anyone still sports a Jimmy Clausen #2 jersey?

Bryce “Lord and Savior” Young

Fixed

Bessemer City Panthers

Brandon Miller knows a thing or two about shooting.

Fixed

Bryce reportedly walking on water at practice.

Heard he left an upper decker in the teachers bathroom.

About to make defenses Tremble!

Bring back 70’s astroturf on hard concrete.

You’re telling me Jerry Rice is a free agent and we’re just waiting for another team to grab him?

INB4 they rank us #33.

I mean kickoffs have been neutered for several years, might as well finish them off. I personally wish every kickoff had to be an onside kick or a touchback starts on the 40. Get us some NBA scores in the NFL.

I was taking a shower with the team the other day and Bryce was getting in some extra jump rope reps with his monster dong.

If you mf’ers knock over my Pinot Noir and fromage I swear to God!