Carl Spackler

That's 2 more than pretty much everyone else on this shipwreck

The Panthers have the worst owner, worst “GM,” worst coach, worst QB, worst OL, worst WRs, worst run defense; worst linebackers and worst special teams. They’re not gonna finish top-3 in the division for at least another decade.

Having competent people acquire the right pieces is what wins. The Panthers have 0 competent people in charge. Ergo, they always lose.

Rhule can take the Panthers from worst record to worst record in one year. I really get the feeling he’s not even on the hot seat regardless of record this year.

fug Burrow and Cincinnati. Mahomes choked.

Saints starters Bucs starters Falcons starters Saints backups Bucs backups Panthers starters

The Panthers aren’t even a top-5 team in the NFC South.

It's a lame era for Panthers fans.

He'll be a decent backup for somebody like the Titans in 5 years.

Trader Fitt and Rhule are scheming up either trading back to get the worst linebacker they can find and Howell, or they'll just tell you Howell "was our No. 1 guy all along" at 6.

But he played at Temple, which makes it worth every penny.

It's a better title, but Rhule still has full control of player "evaluation" as well as player acquisition.

The Panthers haven't tanked since 2010. They're just led by incompetent morons.

Joe Person probably has "Panthers go for it on 4th and 1 from 42. Howell QB sneak. Not even close" already saved to his Twitter drafts

I can't wait to see Darnold and Howell alternate interceptions every possession.

Yes, need another Baylor player for the 0-17 season

Which team's he buying it from?

Too bad he didn't sell hot dogs with the Giants in 2012, so head coach/general manager/VP of operations Matt Rhule would try to get him.

Instead of being upset about what is said, the focus should be on the fact that it's valid.

We've trended far more into the "almost certainly is" sphere than I expected.

Yes, please, trade future first rounders. I want to see the hilarity when they’re No. 1 overall picks going to other teams.

Sobering that the coach is dumber than Huddlers, then

Lol this is excellent satire…contenders don’t give up 30+ points every single week and average one pick every two games.

Then pick a new team. This one literally won’t win a game. Plus, no talented coach or player would ever come here.

Y’all need to just realize this team’s ceiling is 5-12, and for the next 3-4 years the ceiling is 3-14 or 2-15. Embrace the trades of popular, successful players for draft picks that turn out to be colossal busts. Lean into the skid of 0-17. Live with Rhule’s incoming contract extension. Welcome the trading of the next year’s first-round pick every year as it turns into the No. 1 overall pick.