The NFL Shield At Midfield

There's no spite like rich guy spite

They interview Mick on 2 Guys Named Chris occasionally. He's much better in that format than play by play, very witty and quick on his feet.

"The Mountaineers have just beaten the Michigan Wolverines!" Yeah he'd be great. Good radio voice and sense of dynamics.

Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma since September 2021 Patient: Oh boy, I bet the Panthers are fighting for seeding in the playoffs right now

If you're hauling five hours round trip to watch this bullshit you're a more dedicated fan than me e: lol missed the part where you said you're selling your tickets now, can't say I blame you

At least in 2010 we knew we were either getting Cam or Andrew Luck. Even if there was a generational talent coming out in this draft we still wouldn't be in position to get him.

Okay so am I stupid or is Tyrod Taylor on a one year contract with the Texans that's set to expire. He's been injured but I'd take him as a bridge QB in Carolina in a second. It'd be like ditching a PT Cruiser for a 2000 Corolla.

Depends on the metric. In terms of actual results on the field yeah, Carolina is one of the true shitcan teams. For actual football Tepper is bottom five. For other aspects, Dan Snyder is the worst person to own an NFL franchise and it's not close. Kroenke and Spanos basically told their original host cities and fans to go fug themselves. The McNairs are documented assholes. Up until very recently Bucs fans didn't have anything good to say about the Glazers. Of course the Lions are perennial garbage. e: Tom Benson was a scumbag too. He was actively working toward moving the Saints out of New Orleans after Katrina until Paul Tagliabue basically talked him out of it.

Cam should demand that David Newton change his last name

Yeah Ron had his faults but he's somebody who played in the league for an iconic coach and has a ring. That commands respect in an NFL locker room. Matt Rhule... yeah, no

We can't let go of anybody without them coming back and skullfuging us. Julius Peppers, Steve Smith, Ron Rivera (who beat us this season but also fuged us over by losing to us last year), and soon to be CMC. If we go through with it somebody's going to pick him up for like a conditional 5th and yeah, the Panthers have seemingly caused some kind of cosmic disruption somewhere along the way and he'll be an iron man for the rest of his career.

Man the "just stepped out of a convenience store with a case of Busch and a pack of Marlboro reds" look suits him better than I would have thought.

Same Probably for the exact opposite set of reasons as you though

Washington Red Hogs would have been kind of cool as a sort of tribute to the Hogs of the late 80s/early 90s. One of the few callbacks to the history of that franchise that isn't disgusting or embarrassing.

They should have just kept WFT.

That's such a Panthers thing to happen though. The exact same number of wins as last year except one more loss because there's an extra game.

If this movie and Goodfellas were the only two I could watch for the rest of my life I think I might be able to deal.

Bengals are AFC North champions

I thought he had a groin injury or something

We would have collapsed and corroded to the same state if JR was still here. He did have 1-15 and 2-14 seasons as the owner of this team.

I'm going off topic here but I saw Tim and Eric on one of their tours when they did Amos' South End probably 10+ years ago. One of the most fuged up yet hilarious things I've ever seen in person.

When I heard that Jay Z stuff I legitimately thought it was a joke. I didn't think it was real. Matt Rhule is like if Tim and Eric came up with an NFL coach.

That was a loaded roster with an erratic QB who couldn't stop turning the ball over.

Why even bother moving the game to 4 today, nobody outside of the Carolinas or LA is going to see it: e: lol we sure got the Fox D team calling this one didn't we