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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

 

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

 

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

 "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

 

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

 The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

 

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.

 Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

 

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

 "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

 

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I have a government job and it's hard as hell. I must say the benefits are fuging amazing though. Complete medical, mental, eyes, 32 paid days off a year and 14 sick days, 8 hour shifts with an hour paid break.

 

 

Yep...it's great, thanks for your tax money guys.

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I have a government job and it's hard as hell. I must say the benefits are fuging amazing though. Complete medical, mental, eyes, 32 paid days off a year and 14 sick days, 8 hour shifts with an hour paid break.

Yep...it's great, thanks for your tax money guys.

Just need to learn all the minute details of excel and you're a GS-14

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