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Reporting live from the tailgate


Jeremy Igo

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Jeremy:  I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest Falcon event in Game Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here. Now the crowd is...

Jeremy: The... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way!

SCP:  A helicopter?

Jeremy:  It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... GAME DAY... from Marc James! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're Falcons! Oh no! Can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The Falcons are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here. The crowd...

SCP: Jeremy? Jeremy? Jeremy, are you there? Jeremy isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Jeremy. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Atlanta tailgate has just been bombed with live Falcons. Film at eleven.

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Jeremy:  I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest Falcon event in Game Day history. All we know for sure is that in a very few moments there are going to be a lot of happy people out here. Now the crowd is...

Jeremy: The... the crowd is uh... curious but well behaved. And I think I hear something now. Uh... The crowd is moving out into the parking area. And... oh yes! I can see it now. It's a... it's a... helicopter and it's coming this way!

SCP:  A helicopter?

Jeremy:  It's flying something behind it and I can't quite make it out. It's a large banner and it says H A P P Y... GAME DAY... from Marc James! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen. What a sight. The 'copter seems to circling the parking area now. I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air... There's a third... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're Falcons! Oh no! Can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The Falcons are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don't know how much longer... The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to step inside. I can't stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can't go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don't know how much longer I can hold my position here. The crowd...

SCP: Jeremy? Jeremy? Jeremy, are you there? Jeremy isn't there. Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Jeremy. For those of you who've just tuned in, the Atlanta tailgate has just been bombed with live Falcons. Film at eleven.

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