Have a happy and safe 4th of July

[SCP]

Come about 3 o'clock today I will be diving head first into beer, pork butts, and fireworks.  So prior to making some stupid drunk post from the toilet at 3 am over the next 3 days, I want to send a preemptive apology and wish every body that's in Merica a Happy and Safe 4th of July.  Watch out for sharks, idiots with mortar-style fireworks (a.k.a. SCP), drunk drivers, and beer stealing neighbors.

A picture of of the greatest place on earth with the greatest flag on Earth.

Come 3 o'clock today

[cookinwithgas]

Hey do you all go to the fireworks down at the golf course?

[Moorgan]

I'll drink to that...when I get to the beach tonight. Pour out a little for all the guys and girls overseas who aren't allowed to drink because they are walking around with guns and can't be trusted with that responsibility.

 

 

 

It really isn't a good idea to mix war and alcohol...something dumb always happens...always.

[SCP]

Hey do you all go to the fireworks down at the golf course?

We were talking about it, not sure though. My neighbor and I bought a bunch of fireworks last night so probably not. If you guys head out you should swing by. 

[cookinwithgas]

We will be at my brother in laws right down the street and I would really like to do that, it's been forever. And it was a lot of fun being with you all.

[SCP]

We will be at my brother in laws right down the street and I would really like to do that, it's been forever. And it was a lot of fun being with you all.

OK but just remember this message board persona is a secret. I've got an image to uphold. I still have your cell, I'll send you a text as plans come together. Probably do a Cornhole tourney.  

[cookinwithgas]

I understand and will make sure my wife brings a quiche. In a separate car.

[jayflip]

Don't you tell me to have a safe weekend! Being Merican means partying til I black out and wake up under a bush somewhere. Or in an alley covered in my own (or possibly other's) piss, blood and puke. 

Happy 4th SCP and teh Huddle. 

On a serious note, remrmber boys and girls, before you shotgun that next lukewarm coors light or guzzle down that next shot of well whisky, ask yourself, "what would fat Alice do?"

 

#WWFAD

[Kevin Greene]

Golf, BBQ, beer and Happy Birthday America!

[GRWatcher]

God bless you all! Be Safe!

[KintnerBoy]

I have to work so you, sir, can kiss my a$$. 

 

 

 

But seriously hope you all enjoy your weekend.

[Toker Smurf]

I'm in Alabama. Already drinking by the pool, eating mom's homemade lasagna. So, yeah Happy 4th of July.

[PandaPancake]

I'm in business for myself. I have no days off 

[!stUp]