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The Male Pedicure


Montsta

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Well boys. I fuged up and lackadaisically agreed weeks ago to get a pedicure the next time my wife did. I think I may have been trying to get some ass, or maybe was just trying to get her to go to bed so I could play Battlefield, I don't really remember. 

Well, today we went for a nice walk, went to the local cyclery to get 'fitted' for mountain bikes, and then she called in my marker. I only vaguely remember the agreement, but considering she gave me up to $1,000 for my bike budget, I didn't fight it. 

So here I am sitting in this massage chair (heavy kneading ftw), and this little Asian lady is about to go to town on my feet. I've never done this before and will update when I'm done. 

Does my man card get revoked for this or this part of the new metro thing? I'm an old school man, filled with piss and vinegar and I don't talk about my feelings and when I break a finger I duct tape it to the closest one. 

So what say you huddle? Am I less of a man now?

 

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Lol nah man card is still ok...but I'm sorry, that poo is just awkward. You have to at least go with your woman.

she's here in the chair next to me. If it's good enough for Cam Newton, it's good enough for me. 

She definitely isn't pulling any punches with this nail file though. I'm trying not to bitch out while my wife sits calmly like a boss, but this poo hurts. 

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If you were going for the poonanny, man card is intact.

Now let's talk manicure, done by yourself. There's nothing more annoying than some dickweed making 7 clips per nail. 2 clips max is all that is required. You may as well just be dragging those nails across a chalk board.

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My wife got this young girl who is gorgeous doing her feet. The lady doing mine is no spring chicken but she has a firm touch that reminds me of this time in Vegas I got a massage from a tranny outside of the mermaid hotel on Fremont street. 

Ho Kim has magic hands. 

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