Hey You, Get Your Damn Hands Off Her: How the Panthers can go back to the future to beat the Eagles

[Kevin Greene]

Excellent work Philly, glad you're aiming your prodigious skills with the quill at Teh Huddle.

Edited October 23, 2015 by Kevin Greene

[Moorgan]

 

PhillyB is like Eddie Izzard and  SCP is like George Carlin IMO.

Both have plenty to say, you are going to laugh and if you are a total dumbass you won't get it.

They are not alike but both are oh so good.

Say that again so I can pie it again. Great comparison!

[pantherphan96]

a dystopian 1985 that finds Hill Valley in physical ruin, crossed with barbed wire, bodybags, machine guns, social decay, and the flickering neon lights of excess and immense economic inequality. 

In other words, they were in Philadelphia.

 

 

[pantherphan96]

as you pointed out, we have some very good matchups with our DTs being arguably the best players on our DL against their weak interior OL. DMurray is a horrible east-west RB, and that plays even more into our hands with Luke and TD always around to tackle guys for a loss. I expect the Eagles to do a lot of blitzing, especially with LB Barwin's big game against us last year.

[bigskypanthersguy]

Pinned and great read Philly.

Dystopian future principal Strickland was pretty badass though with that shotgun. 

"Eat lead Slackers!!!"

 

 

Strickland kinda has to be Roman Harper, doesn't he?

[Growl]

I watched the third one again last night. It was still good. Clara was supposed to fall in the ravine but since Doc saved her and changed history then, it kind of restored the natural order of things by clearing her out of that timeline when he took her with him galavanting across time in an awesome-powered locomotive. It was okay to change a few things for someone he cared deeply for, it wont hurt the universe

 

afterall that's the power of love

[Growl]

 

When i get this baby up to #88 you're gonna see some serious touchdowns

[PhillyB]

I watched the third one again last night. It was still good. Clara was supposed to fall in the ravine but since Doc saved her and changed history then, it kind of restored the natural order of things by clearing her out of that timeline when he took her with him galavanting across time in an awesome-powered locomotive. It was okay to change a few things for someone he cared deeply for, it wont hurt the universe

 

afterall that's the power of love

the judge who tells marty his band is just too loud is actually played by huey lewis

[emhoward]

This thread, and many others, is why this is this online NFL community is better than all others.

[Growl]

the judge who tells marty his band is just too loud is actually played by huey lewis

Didnt jnow this factoid. Also didnt know the guy who composed the score was Alan Silvestri, who did the score for the Avengers films along with a whole bunch of other stuff. 

Edited October 23, 2015 by Growl

[joeyknish]

This was a well done read.  Completely inaccurate prediction, but well done nevertheless.

[PhillyB]

This was a well done read.  Completely inaccurate prediction, but well done nevertheless.

what else can you tell us, future boy?

[CoastalCat]

Biff Tannen is the Seattle Seahawks, and by my estimation that makes the Panthers George McFly. But we've all seen how that one ends, and it's glorious. Faster than you can yell "Hello McFly!" the Panthers did swear, George, goddammit, and they punched Biff square in the face, knocked him out, and took the girl. And thirty years later, back in the present, Marty observed the difference that win made in his father's life, his personality, his outlook, his attitude. It became the single defining moment in his life and spawned greatness.

I like the tale; but it just would have been better to knock Biff out when he was a bully in high school (playoffs) rather than when he was old and waxing Georges car (2015 Hawks). Just sayin...

2014:

2015:

[CoastalCat]

4) Play physically against Philadelphia's receivers. None of them are playing good ball right now, and both have proven susceptible to being nullified at the line of scrimmage when pressed. Jordan Matthews has made a few plays but tends to come up short when it counts (see: game-losing bobble against the Falcons in week one) and Aglohor has proved deeply inconsistent, notching only eight receptions and a fumble through six games. (It's worth noting he didn't practice yesterday and may be out for Sunday's matchup, leaving the number two duties to second-year man Josh Huff, a negligible threat.) Riley Cooper is reliable but dislikes minorities.

Ok, I will say that that line made me giggle like a small Asian woman.