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Panther Fans on notice!

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OK, I know just about everybody on this forum is diehard. This is a call to all of you to rise up. I heard it on the radio this morning.... a caller said "At least I have my second team, the NY Jets". This crap cannot be tolerated. If you hear or see any Panther fan saying they are jumping ship or going back to their "old team", it is your duty to punch them in the face. After punching them, you must follow it up with a ninja chop to the throat and a forearm shiver to cheek. After knocking the little wimpy puss to the ground, it is a must that you stand over top of him and berate him at the top of your lungs. Treat him like Cowboy fan trash. Pretend he is David Carr wearing matching gloves. Show him that pussy fans are not wanted. Summon your inner beast and let the venom flow.

Did Ceaser give up when General Robert E. Lee was pressing on New York City? Did Yoda jump ship to the dark side when Spock announced he was gay? Did Bob Ross quit painting when that chick turned him down? No, he cut off his ear and sent it to her in a fricken' box! The answer to all of these is NO!!!

Time to unite! When the tough get going....who's with me!!

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OK, I know just about everybody on this forum is diehard. This is a call to all of you to rise up. I heard it on the radio this morning.... a caller said "At least I have my second team, the NY Jets". This crap cannot be tolerated. If you hear or see any Panther fan saying they are jumping ship or going back to their "old team", it is your duty to punch them in the face. After punching them, you must follow it up with a ninja chop to the throat and a forearm shiver to cheek. After knocking the little wimpy puss to the ground, it is a must that you stand over top of him and berate him at the top of your lungs. Treat him like Cowboy fan trash. Pretend he is David Carr wearing matching gloves. Show him that pussy fans are not wanted. Summon your inner beast and let the venom flow.

Did Ceaser give up when General Robert E. Lee was pressing on New York City? Did Yoda jump ship to the dark side when Spock announced he was gay? Did Bob Ross quit painting when that chick turned him down? No, he cut off his ear and sent it to her in a fricken' box! The answer to all of these is NO!!!

Time to unite! When the tough get going....who's with me!!

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***********crickets*********

oh, wait... I'M WITH YOU!

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What the fug happened to the Huddle I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you southcak, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Ryan, he's a dead man! Turner, dead! Gonzales...

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What the f**k happened to the Huddle I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you southcak, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Ryan, he's a dead man! Turner, dead! Gonzales...

Dead!

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The Bob Ross analogy gets you everytime. Guy was an inspiration.

that actually was what turned a :D into a :smilielol5:

For some reason people don't get my smilies.. I mean, when out on the street. I just don't get it... Maybe I need to work on the reenactment...

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Dead!Jangler's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

enter AJ Feeley

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