Question about bathroom design (since we're playing like poop)

[mc52beast]

First World problems...

[arbnranger]

[The_Rainmaker]

1 hour ago, SCP said:

 

Main entry. And John Wayne has doorless bathrooms but the convention center had doors that opened inward. Go doorless or outward opening, fug a code.


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Haha its all about life safety man have to follow or shot don't get build or you get sued.

[RickyManningJr]

6 hours ago, SCP said:

 

Perhaps I have pondered this before on here but nothing has changed and it really chaps my ass. It's the bye-week and I'm sitting in the John Wayne Airport getting ready to amputate my own hands. If any of you are in the bathroom design business, why in the fug would you outfit a public restroom with the finest automated amenities that science and technology have to offer and then scoff at said technology by installing a door that opens inward so you have to touch a dirty poop infested handle? It makes zero sense. Who cares if a push door hits someone walking by on the outside, that's collateral damage. #MakeBathroomDoorsOpenOutAgain

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I used to live by there.

[Harbingers]

7 hours ago, SCP said:

#MakeBathroomDoorsOpenOutAgain

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So it's easier to karate kick.

[Still Brooklyn]

Can you imagine if doors DID swing outward at a place like BOA? Halftime, crowded, but now everyone has to constantly shift so the doors can swing out into the sea of people in line.

[Jangler]

4 hours ago, iamhubby1 said:

 

 

Wet wipes are for metrosexuals, and they clog the sewer system. Stop using them.

They make biodegradable ones now. 

[iamhubby1]

4 minutes ago, Jangler said:

They make biodegradable ones now. 

 

Well now...that changes everything. I mean come on. The toilet paper industry needed more sales. They came up with wet wipes, and people followed. One of the best marketing ploys of all time.

 

If you cannot wipe your azz properly with toilet paper? Try the 3 sea shells.

 

Flush the durn toilet, dip your TP in there, and wipe your bum. I mean, if you really need something wet...

 

The wife has the most delicate azz in history. And even she doesn't use those things. Of course we have a septic tank, so maybe that's it. Nah, she doesn't use them at hotels, or when we are away. If her delicate azz don't need em', no one does. Yeah. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

 

 

[Jangler]

So does the TP.

[Steve_Smith_Sr.]

12 minutes ago, iamhubby1 said:

If you cannot wipe your azz properly with toilet paper? Try the 3 sea shells.

 

Flush the durn toilet, dip your TP in there, and wipe your bum. I mean, if you really need something wet...

 

 

 

I am not dipping my TP, no thank you.  Not to mention wet TP falls apart, unlike wipes which are scientifically designed to provide a sparkling clean sphincter.  Game over.

[iamhubby1]

4 minutes ago, Jangler said:

So does the TP.

 

1 minute ago, Steve_Smith_Sr. said:

I am not dipping my TP, no thank you.  Not to mention wet TP falls apart, unlike wipes which are scientifically designed to provide a sparkling clean sphincter.  Game over.

 

How can one compete with analysis like this? I concede. TP alone is not enough. Those new biodegradable wet wipes are the bees knees. The cats meow.  Like where it's at man.

[Anybodyhome]

Trough shitters rule.

Back in the day... Navy ships had a lengthy trough with a constant flow of sea water topped by a row of boards with holes cut in them. No dividers, no frills. 

The trick was to find a seat upstream as far as possible. Why, you ask? The guy on the upstream and could build a makeshift raft of TP on top of a couple sticks, light it up with his Zippo and float it downstream...

[Steve_Smith_Sr.]

2 minutes ago, iamhubby1 said:

 

 

How can one compete with analysis like this? I concede. TP alone is not enough. Those new biodegradable wet wipes are the bees knees. The cats meow.  Like where it's at man.

Welcome to the party.

[SCP]

I am not dipping my TP, no thank you.  Not to mention wet TP falls apart, unlike wipes which are scientifically designed to provide a sparkling clean sphincter.  Game over.

Yea you can't argue science


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