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Sunday Games Thread.. For Anyone Who's Actually Watching


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Commentary during every Saints game:

 

Joe Buck: "Hey Troy, honest question.... If Taysom Hill's career ended today, is he a first-ballot Hall of Famer? Or would he have to wait until the second year of voting?"

 

Troy Aikman: "You know Joe, that's a great question. Normally a player doesn't get in first shot, but this is no ordinary player. On top of his amazing 133 rushing yards, Taysom has also amassed ONE whole yard receiving. It takes a special player to rack up those kinds of stats."

 

Joe Buck: "Troy, I hate to correct you, but you forgot to mention he has SIX tackles in his career! Can you even wrap your head around how amazing that is? He has to be the first player in modern sports history, who has complied such a dominant stat sheet!"

 

Pam Oliver: "Guys.... Didn't Joe Webb do the same thing, only slightly better, and also started a Playoff Game at QB for the Vikings years ago? So why is Taysom...."

 

Joe and Troy in unison: "LOL. Pam.... please"

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