Tepper, I know you read this board...fug you

[4Corners]

1 hour ago, BIGH2001 said:

1. For releasing Cam to sign Teddy and then releasing Teddy only to let your coach sign someone who is 100x worse.

2. For handing out a 7 year deal to a college coach, giving him absolutely no sense of urgency and letting him experiment with reclamation projects such as Darnold.

3. For letting Marty Hurney stick around and handicap the team for another year and then for hiring Fitterer who handles the GM role like he's playing Madden.

4. For ending the keep pounding chant.

5. For taking out the field level seats.

6. For making our stadium the worst game day atmosphere in the league, with more than half of the fans being from the opposing team.

7. For being a meddling owner who knows nothing about actually building a football team and treating this franchise like your hedge fund.

8. And in summary for being an abject failure for going on 4 years as an owner.

fug you. 

Yeah I’m sure Ol’ Baldy is gonna lose a lot of sleep over this.
 

Breaking news: these teams we pull for don’t give a sh*t about you 

[Pimpdaddy]

Tepp will have a hard time getting it up tonight...u can baleed that sht...

[ncfan]

Tepp holding onto Marty “great evaluator of talent” Hurney.  

That right there.  Is when I knew this man had no Fugging clue.

[Monrowed]

2 hours ago, BIGH2001 said:

1. For releasing Cam to sign Teddy and then releasing Teddy only to let your coach sign someone who is 100x worse.

2. For handing out a 7 year deal to a college coach, giving him absolutely no sense of urgency and letting him experiment with reclamation projects such as Darnold.

3. For letting Marty Hurney stick around and handicap the team for another year and then for hiring Fitterer who handles the GM role like he's playing Madden.

4. For ending the keep pounding chant.

5. For taking out the field level seats.

6. For making our stadium the worst game day atmosphere in the league, with more than half of the fans being from the opposing team.

7. For being a meddling owner who knows nothing about actually building a football team and treating this franchise like your hedge fund.

8. And in summary for being an abject failure for going on 4 years as an owner.

fug you. 

I bet you’re gonna be added to his ignore list.

[glenwo2]

2 minutes ago, Monrowed said:

I bet you’re gonna be added to his ignore list.

I don't think Tepper even surfs the net.  He has his underlings do it.

His ignore list is everyone in Real Life aside from his accountants and wife.

[Monrowed]

2 hours ago, mc52beast said:

Pretty sure he has a personal assistant who reads this stuff, guy seems like he’s busy most of the time.

Actually, it could be the Social media monitoring team and their in house Data Scientists.  They possibly could…Gather sentiment from multiple social media source API’s, screen scrapes(text analytics). Write some Python scripts and set up some Kafka streams to feed it into their data science database of choice(Mongo, Hive or whatever the flavor of the month is).  Write additional Python scripts to analyze the sentiments into classification buckets and display it in a nice and pretty dashboard that the UX designer and stakeholder (Tepper or his assistant?) approved. 
Tepper wants to get a pulse of the fan base? Opens the app or internal site page and sees what is trending based on his custom algorithms.

Maybe??

 

 

 

 

Edited November 8, 2021 by Monrowed

[Monrowed]

46 minutes ago, glenwo2 said:

I don't think Tepper even surfs the net.  He has his underlings do it.

His ignore list is everyone in Real Life aside from his accountants and wife.

[glenwo2]

13 minutes ago, Monrowed said:

Not sure why you think my statement is farfetched.

 

[Monrowed]

15 minutes ago, glenwo2 said:

Not sure why you think my statement is farfetched.

 

Lol. Read my post above that one.