Jump to content
  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Fatt Fhule's Fireable Flubs and Failures Fun House!


Proudiddy
 Share

Recommended Posts

 

Featuring:

Lying your ass off about players and unceremoniously dumping the face of the franchise so you can trade for trash ass game managers and draft busts, while investing a 2nd and a 4th round pick and over 80 million dollars in them, only to bring the face of the franchise back to embarrass him and bench him again for the draft bust.

Spend every pick in the 2020 draft on defense, including a Top 10 pick on a useless DT who spends more time on his ass than on his feet who is trending towards a bust, and at an increasingly rapid speed.

Draft a CB with your 8th overall pick in 2021, over multiple franchise LTs who then gets injured in week 3 and misses the rest of the season.  

All of the aforementioned assets spent on defense over the first two years of your tenure, and yet, your defense is in the bottom quarter of the league against the run.

Trade a 3rd rounder for a CB who is trending towards being a 1st round bust from the 2020 draft and is rumored to not even want to play football.

Trade a 6th rounder for a DE who is inactive every week.

Sign a LB as one of your FA headliners of the 2021 class, can't get him to buy into your garbage collegiate culture, so you trade him for a sandwich and he goes onto lead the league in tackles and make the Pro Bowl.

Have opponents repeatedly mock your team and publicly discuss how they know what plays your offense is running before you run them, as well as opposing coaches repeatedly refer to your schemes as "that college stuff."

Repeatedly throw that aforementioned face of the franchise under the bus in post-game pressers for your own shortcomings.

Lead the league in penalties after humiliating yourself all preseason by carrying, promoting, and parading around a collegiate-reeking "DBO" sign to other teams' camps as well as your own.

Sounds like must-see TV every Sunday.

🤢🤮

  • Pie 1
  • Flames 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

watching this shitshow tepper and rhule are running after surviving years of mostly compulsory mediocrity under jerry richardson is like being on a raft adrift in the middle of the pacific ocean for months and finally escaping hundreds of miles of waters infested with requiem sharks constantly bombarding and harassing you only to be gangbanged to death by a pod of bull orcas

  • Pie 3
  • The D 2
  • Flames 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's honestly a pain in the ass for me to get to games at BOA. The girlfriend has been asking for a couple years to go to one now, just wants to see the experience I guess since she's not a big football fan. 

Shoutout to Rhule, because even she no longer is wanting to go see the shitshow that is the Carolina Panthers. Merch I usually buy every year?  Naaaa I'm good.  Religiously tuning in every week?  Meh, I'll go play golf where I somehow get even less frustrated than watching this clown's team. 

  • Pie 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, frash.exe said:

watching this shitshow tepper and rhule are running after surviving years of mostly compulsory mediocrity under jerry richardson is like being on a raft adrift in the middle of the pacific ocean for months and finally escaping hundreds of miles of waters infested with requiem sharks constantly bombarding and harassing you only to be gangbanged to death by a pod of bull orcas

I laughed so hard at this.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 minutes ago, frash.exe said:

watching this shitshow tepper and rhule are running after surviving years of mostly compulsory mediocrity under jerry richardson is like being on a raft adrift in the middle of the pacific ocean for months and finally escaping hundreds of miles of waters infested with requiem sharks constantly bombarding and harassing you only to be gangbanged to death by a pod of bull orcas

Vsauce save us! 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • What's up gents, the OGs remember me, the guy who single-handedly gave the Panthers the greatest uniform in history moniker. Not too long after that I got involved with Pro Football Focus (pre-Collinsworth acquisition) and ended up taking backseat here to preserve some objectivity. But from a distance I noticed a lot. After the end of the Cam era this place devolved into the most un-fun, petty, negative cesspool of whining and bitching that has ever graced the internet. The worst part of it all is that the level of discussion turned into the most ill-informed, hot-take, unnuanced crap, rife with people talking out of their posteriors as if they have any clue about what they are watching. Once you get into the professional side of the sport and actual film rooms, you start to understand there's an absurd number of moving parts to pretty much every snap and the details you are privy to are truly only half the picture. The absolute most important thing I learned from being part of professional level football analysis is that quarterbacking is literally the most intricate and difficult position in all of professional sports, and that the NFL itself is struggling to develop any workable model that allows them to understand what makes one succeed vs what makes one fail. Because of this paradox it has also made the quarterback position itself grossly overvalued from a fan and media standpoint, creating an absurd fixation on the results delivered by a single player who has to rely on the contributions of everyone around them. This also drives the dreaded inflation of QB salaries that inevitably cause even elite teams to lose key talent all to pour cash into the one player supposed to be able to single-handedly elevate the entire team (and defense and special teams and coaching and ownership by some mysterious proxy), yet without those same players even talented teams can wander the wilderness searching for the right guy to take advantage of their talent window. The discussions the last few years around Bryce has personified this insanity, as this board has devolved into some sort of electronic civil war between the hyperbolic Young supporters and the vitriolic Bryce haters. The reality, like practically everything in this world, is somewhere in the middle. He has traits that can absolutely elevate a team with creativity, play recognition, off-arm angle throws, mental toughness, etc. He's also physically limited, with mostly "good-enough" qualities for most situations that a professional quarterback is asked to do, and will never be an overpowering physical force like pre-injury Cam. But "good-enough" physicality represents a large majority of championship-winning quarterbacks, even in the modern era. There's a reason the corpse of Peyton Manning took the chip from elite physical specimen Cam, because the team surrounding him was talented enough to get him there, while we all know Cam was the driving force of that 2015 team. That's no knock on him, that's just how the game of football tends to work: the more complete team usually wins. The summary is this: if this team lives or dies solely on the performance of its quarterback, then it is absolutely a paper tiger even if he plays brilliantly week in and out. There are no superheroes in this sport, there are only conduits that proxy the collective efforts of much of the team around them. And no one alive can tell you how the position is played perfectly, it's all a confluence of circumstance and what unique collection of traits each player brings to the position, which can never be truly recreated season after season, even for the same player on the same team. If this place remains a raging hellscape of idiotic hot takes I will happily remove myself again and do something more productive for yet another decade, but maybe's there hope that we can all get back to the old adage, and keep pounding.
    • Really impressed how the bottom six have looked the past couple games
    • 1st ⭐️ Big Bussi - 17 saves, .941 save % 2nd ⭐️ Logan Dankoven - 2 assists, 3 SOG, +3, 16:25 TOI 3rd ⭐️ Ghost Bear - 1 goal, 3 blocked shots, +2, 18:48 TOI
×
×
  • Create New...