We Always Beat The Lions

[Khyber53]

We have no offensive line.

We have a rookie QB who is in line to be squished and injured in the next few games at this rate.

We have only one receiver who can get open and he's 84 years old.

We have four tight ends on the roster and we have no idea of how to use them.

We have lost approximately half of our defensive starters to serious injury already and we just completed week four. 

Our best defensive player left is probably just sandbagging until the trade deadline, then will get "injured."

The most reliable weapon on the team is Eddie Piniero and at the rate we're going, he will have to try a 72 yarder before week 9.

Our lead running back has shown an incredible knack for finding the biggest knot of players at the line on every play and running smack into it, while the better and young Chuba Hubbard is passing out Gatorade on the sidelines.

And our Head Coach has decided he will call the offensive plays and doesn't even keep up with which players on on the sideline under the medical evaluation tent.

Detroit has the opposite of everything I've just stated. 

We are going to be killed out there.

 

[Brent Gregory]

Young is already shell-shocked.  Panthers future qb is not him. His only reason for going 1 was ELITE PROCESSING SKILLS. Turns out he doesn't have those. He's a 5-10 190 pound unathletic qb with a weak arm. If he had gone to a smaller less known school he may be on someone's practice squad. Detroit will just expose it more.

Edited October 3, 2023 by Brent Gregory

[Prowler2k18]

5 hours ago, FugginPoo said:

They will get revenge for beating we gave last year with Wilks as HC

And they will probably do it by running the early and often on our porous run D.

[jasonluckydog]

4 hours ago, Cdparr7 said:

This is going to be that weird game we win and it gives everyone false hope.

I doubt we win. If their offense gets hot we can't counter that. We are not a team that can come from behind. Heck, we can rarely score a single TD. 

[ickmule]

9 hours ago, Brent Gregory said:

Young is already shell-shocked.  Panthers future qb is not him. His only reason for going 1 was ELITE PROCESSING SKILLS. Turns out he doesn't have those. He's a 5-10 190 pound unathletic qb with a weak arm. If he had gone to a smaller less known school he may be on someone's practice squad. Detroit will just expose it more.

[45catfan]

13 hours ago, AceBoogie said:

We’re 0-1 with Dalton starting. He already showed you the problem runs deeper than QB. 

37 points given up and 8 false starts.  Dalton wasn't the problem that game.