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Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force on SVP ESPN


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Picks Carolina as the STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY FOR THE WEEK-

and dubbed Charlotte the "Khaki Hole"- and wants the fans to unbutton our shirts and to assure a Championship run we MUST GO SHIRTLESS

Was ripping on Warner and ATL as well...that cartoon on Adult Swin is HILARIOUS- BTW got a neighbor whose brother writes Frisky Dingo and Xtacles (I guesss it was too off the wall to be picked up!)

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Picks Carolina as the STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY FOR THE WEEK-

and dubbed Charlotte the "Khaki Hole"- and wants the fans to unbutton our shirts and to assure a Championship run we MUST GO SHIRTLESS

Was ripping on Warner and ATL as well...that cartoon on Adult Swin is HILARIOUS- BTW got a neighbor whose brother writes Frisky Dingo and Xtacles (I guesss it was too off the wall to be picked up!)

Haha I didn't know they did that.

ATHF is hysterical, although not quite as funny as Tim and Eric Awesome Show.

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Frylock: You know what tonight is?

Carl: Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!

Carl: Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.

Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual

sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.

Frylock: That's not a toy!

Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.

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