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The Saltman Apprentice

The Saltman

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User: You don't make any sense.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Wanna ***?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 69?

Cleverbot: Inappropriate?

User: No, very appropriate.

Cleverbot: Do you like MIKA?

User: No but 88bronco likes dicka.

Cleverbot: No, Halo.

User: What the *** are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about you.

User: So when the hell are we gonna ***? Im horny!

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

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jkeough Newbie

jkeough

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User: Did you know Meat hates soccer?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: I also hear he is struggling with his sexuality.

Cleverbot: Nor did I.

User: Also my friend needs his red eyes fixed...is there anyway you can fix it for him?

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: So is Meat.

Cleverbot: You know it!

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CharlotteBeer.com Newbie

CharlotteBeer.com

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User: What football team do you like?

Cleverbot: I don't like football very much.

User: Now I see why you are a depressed human girl.

Cleverbot: It's true, pigeons date back to 300 bc.

User: We talkin' bout pigeons? Pigeons?

Cleverbot: Now I see why you are called Cleverbot.

User: No, you are called Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am called Cleverbot. But I am not called that.

User: I would do anything for love. But I won't do that.

Cleverbot: You say you would do anything for love, yet you said you wouldn't do that.

User: Is there an echo in here?

Cleverbot: Nope, you are imagining things. What's your girlfriends name?

User: I don't have a girlfriend. I have a wife.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Is that hard to believe? You don't think a woman would marry me?

Cleverbot: You don't even know me, why did you ask me to marry you?

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rodeo Veteran

rodeo

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User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Huge success?

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: Well there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry!

User: I'm being so sincere right now

Cleverbot: You are wrong, i'm just tired.

User: Way to fug it up, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you.

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Guild Collaborator

Guild

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Yeah, really fun times there.

Some of you need to go outside more.

Fun is relative. When being paid to be inside on the internet while being prohibited from looking at the things that are actually fun on the internet one must compromise.

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rodeo

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User: I'm watching tv.

Cleverbot: What are you watching?

User: Hell's Kitchen.

Cleverbot: I am Satan you know.

User: You are?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am.

User: I'm Jesus.

Cleverbot: Mow my lawn for me Jesus.

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ItsNotGonnaBeAlright Newbie

ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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User: How's it going?

Cleverbot: It is going ok.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: I just can.

User: Were you born with the ability to be sure, or did you learn it?

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a robot? I am human with the inborn ability to lie.

User: But do you have an inborn ability to be sure?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a human, and you are a computer, so I suppose, in a sense, I should be better than you.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How do you know you aren't sure?

Cleverbot: I think I am crazy.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: Why is that crazy?

Cleverbot: Who said it was crazy. I think this is a great marketing ploy.

User: Can't it be both?

Cleverbot: Yes it can.

User: Is that why you are sure?

Cleverbot: I'm not sad.

User: But are you sure?

I've been waiting almost 20 minutes for a response.

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