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Hey ladies. How do we recycle TEH VAG?

Gazi

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I just watched a stand up special again and my wifey and I were laughing about that part. "fellas should recycle that pussy so it doesn't get old. recycle recycle recycle"

We were laughing and then there was some silence and I started thinking: I am running out of positions or I am getting too old for some of them? Is "recycling" something totally different?

Why is "strange" so appealing?

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hahaha thats funny

don't think we aren't thinking the exact same thing about every attractive guy we see.

I'm not married yet, but I'm pretty sure I wont start seeing everyone as ugly when I do get married.

Our minds are way dirtier than you would think, we just don't verbalize it to everyone like u guys do.

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Same thing as cars for most men. You go buy that new M3 and enjoy the hell out of it for years. But then you get familiar with every nook and cranny on the car and it loses that new car appeal. So you start checking out every nice car that you pass wishing you could take it for a spin.

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It scientifically proven that women are as big of horndogs as men...when they think no one's looking.

Little tip for the young guys: you get so much more play if you don't kiss and tell.

This is true. We don't want people to think we're horndogs. It's just not classy. Why do you think we wear our shades everywhere? It's so we can check out the goods & no one notices it.

Men on the other hand lack class and will break their neck to look at a hot girl. We have eyes in the back of our head so we don't need to break our neck to look at a man.

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This is true. We don't want people to think we're horndogs. It's just not classy. Why do you think we wear our shades everywhere? It's so we can check out the goods & no one notices it.

Men on the other hand lack class and will break their neck to look at a hot girl. We have eyes in the back of our head so we don't need to break our neck to look at a man.

hahaha so true. we just don't want GUYS to know we are. You should hear what my girlfriends and I say under our breath when the guys aren't listening.:eek:

kinda reminds me of that scene in Something About Mary when they are all having lunch and the guy is trying to listen in and laughs when they mention the vibrator lol

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