Sitting on a warm toilet seat

[SCP]

Happened again today. Went into the office crapper for my daily donation to the Society for Ecological Restoration, and I'll be damned if I wasn't batting 2nd in the lineup behind a seasoned veteran. Had to sit down on a warm toilet seat and somebody elses funk.

It would be different if it was faceless. If the guy was gone when I got in there and the seat was warm, that still sucks but it's manageable. But seeing the person I am sitting down after just throws my world off kilter.

[Jbro]

You don't lay down TP in public bathrooms?????

[Henne Given Sunday]

You don't lay down TP in public bathrooms?????

seriously.....enjoy AIDS topic starter

[Jangler]

I don't care how cold it is, I'll take a dump outside before sitting on a toilet other than mine.

[natty]

On the contrary, this is the first winter in my new house and the toilet is right beside the vent so it's not only warm, but nice and toasty. I'm thoroughly enjoying my cold weather dumps.

And just use the handicap crappers, they reduce the chance of sloppy 2nds by over 50%.

[SCP]

You don't lay down TP in public bathrooms?????

What kind of TP do you buy? I've yet to find TP that prevents thermal conductivity.

[Jbro]

More then 1 layer!!!!

[SCP]

More then 1 layer!!!!

This is a very similar model to Warm Butt Seat Phenomenon

[Zod]

I typically pinch one off in the urinal.

[natty]

You don't lay down TP in public bathrooms?????

More then 1 layer!!!!

wut?

[Panthro]

So TP prevents The AIDS

[SOJA]

the worst possible place to have to take a dump would be at Panthers games

[Jbro]

the worst possible place to have to take a dump would be at Panthers games

[Panthro]

I could see that if people actually went to the games this year