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Elway: Did you agree with giving Jake an extension/PAY RAISE after that debacle?

John: Oh he picked a bad day to have a bad day but lead us to 12-4 that season

Elway: Oh we thought it was the running game and defense.

John: It is what it is. I woulda been about 11-4 this year with Jake but they Fckd up and cut him I know a good qb when I see one.

Entire Room: Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha NEXTTTT

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Elway: So what kind of defense do you run?

Fox: Double Bubble

Elway: The what?

Fox: Double Bubbler

Elway: What on earth is that?

Fox: The gum I chew every Sunday. It gives me visions for half time adjustments.

Elway: What sort of half time adjustments?

Fox: To make personnel changes and replace the Double Bubble with Juicy Fruit.

Elway: Interesting....

Fox: Wait til you hear about how I run my offense!

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Elway: So what kind of defense do you run?

Fox: Double Bubble

Elway: The what?

Fox: Double Bubbler

Elway: What on earth is that?

Fox: The gum I chew every Sunday. It gives me visions for half time adjustments.

Elway: What sort of half time adjustments?

Fox: To make personnel changes and replace the Double Bubble with Juicy Fruit.

Elway: Interesting....

Fox: Wait til you hear about how I run my offense!

:rofl: rep

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Elway: One of your more common phrases are "It is what it is". Can you explain what that means?

Fox: Well, it depends on what "is" is.

Elway: John, you were with the Panthers for nine years but did not win a Super Bowl? Why?

Fox (agitated by the question): Only if you tell me why it took you 15 years to win a Super Bowl.

Elway (pissed off): This interview is over!

Fox: Do those pants come with the job?

Elway: They do not.

Fox: I'm not sure this is going to work, then.

Fox (thinking to himself): Knew I should had brought a bigger bag to swipe all the stuff in this room!

Elway: So, tell me, John. What do you have in mind in terms of staff?

Fox: Well, I was thinking of bringing in Dan Henning as our OC, he's available. I've worked with McCoy before and I think he's better suited to be a QB coach rather than the OC. I'm checking if Mike Trgovac at Green Bay may be willing to jump on board to be the DC.

Elway: Wait a minute. Isn't that what your old staff looked like?

Fox: Well, it was kind of my staff when we went to the Super Bowl. ;)

Elway: Welcome to the Denver Broncos!

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