Jump to content

  • Welcome!

    Register and log in easily with Twitter or Google accounts!

    Or simply create a new Huddle account. 

    Members receive fewer ads , access our dark theme, and the ability to join the discussion!

     

Today's Lesson for the Ladies... 1/14

Zod

By Zod,
in Huddle Lounge

Recommended Posts

Zod Grand Master

Zod

Posted
Posted

If you are seeking to impress a man with your appearence, its really very simple....

1. We don't care about your finger nails

2. We don't care about your toe nails.

3. We don't care about your jewelry

4. We don't care about your shoes

5. We don't care what you are wearing as long as you don't look like a slob.

6. We don't care about your makeup.

7. We don't care how you smell as long as you don't stink.

Therefore, do not spend money/energy on the above things!

Things we care about....

1. Your face

2. Your butt, waist and boobs.

3. How seriously you take yourself/ sense of humor

4. How eager are you to please us

5. Sammich making skills

Therefore, DO spend money/energy on these things!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Darth Biscuit Mentor

Darth Biscuit

Posted
Posted

My husband notices every time I get my nails done. He think nails can be sexy as hell.

Oh yeah and shoes are a big turn on to him too.

High heels or more particularly high heel boots... :drool5:

hair cleavage....thats a new one.;)

Uh yeah, I don't think I phrased that correctly... hair AND cleavage. :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites
boo7382 Rookie

boo7382

Posted
Posted

Nope, he has pointed it out as being hot when watching porn.

I have this one pair of shoes, and Ill admit, they are straight up stripper shoes. They are Michael Kors though, so thats always my excuse to myself. Anyways, I dont wear them often, but when I do, I have guys stop me in public places and tell me they absolutely LOVE my shoes. These are straight guys. This has never happened to me before.

Any of you care to elaborate on why this is? Dont get stopped about my other shoes, just this one specific pair

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • PMH4OWPW7JD2TDGWZKTOYL2T3E.jpg

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • Stumpy
      Flux

      By Stumpy · Posted

      Not sure who said it first, but Tepper is the correct answer. Still, I'm gonna go with Kasay keeping it inbounds. If, you subscribe to the butterfly effect version of time travel consequences.... When we win SBXXXVIII everybody's lives change: Moose never breaks his leg, We win it all again in 05. Tommy Jone is unknown and Peppers stays home, Champs once more 2008. No artificial pig heart turning JR into a creepy weirdo, no lockout, no Clausen. Fox and Jake ride off into the sunset on their own terms. No 2-14, no #1 pick. But, no laptop, no Blinn, 3 years behind The Golden Calf of Bristol, we still get Cam. JR let's him grow his locs like he always wanted, Smitty sees Cam in a new light. Dreads swinging, (and Smitty with his 3 Lombardis behind him) Cam is old enough to get those calls. No Manning narrative, Cotchery TD, PI against Talib on Philly Brown, 10,000 RTP calls and Kony Ealy SB50 MVP. No Jeans Fridays, no Tepper. KB doesn't slip on his own meatsweat mid-route in SD, Cam becomes the 1st QB to win 10 straight SBs. Retiring after being elected 47th president of the US of A, Cam ushers in the Permanent Proletarian Revolution across the globe, Xi Jinping bows in awe. "ẄøŘƙƐṛ§ őF ŧĤə ŵØRłð, ŮŊÏŦƐ!!!"
    • Aussie Tank
      Vrabel and Russini? Athletic investigating.

      By Aussie Tank · Posted

      Yeah your right the owner was copping hand shandies while all this was going down 
    • Jackie Lee
      Vrabel and Russini? Athletic investigating.

      By Jackie Lee · Posted

      I mean not surprised the Patriots took him in and aren't trying to push him out. They've been the most morally bankrupt team in the NFL for a long while. Wouldn't be surprised if Vrabel has his own dirt on Kraft/Brady and other assholes from that organization over the last couple decades. 
×
×
  • Create New...