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This Can't Be Real

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PanthaSan Newbie

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Somebody's gonna be making a mess in the kitchen. You better get a whole bunch of towels!

I can see it now. Wife comes home, water all over the counters and floors. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!

I would run outside the back door, come in the front and blame it on the kids...

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boo7382 Newbie

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This is a stunt to boost the sales of Sham Wows all over the world!

lol, back when I worked at the bank in the trading department, that guy's dad was one of our clients.....his advisor actually asked him about the hooker thing one day when he called in to place a trade

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WTF what hooker thing? I'm not up on my ShamWow gossip

haha it was a couple years ago.

Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow guy, was arrested last month in Miami Beach after he allegedly hired a hooker. He then took her back to his hotel and according to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly “bit his tongue and would not let go.”

Cops say Shlomi then punched her several times until she let go of his tongue. Both the prostitute and the ShamWow dude were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Prosecutors later declined to prosecute either one.

Here's the mugshot:

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