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Perception vs. Reality (NSFW for most)


Darth Biscuit

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OK, so I was having a conversation earlier today and it got me to thinking about a guy's perception vs. actual reality...

Here's one, the womans lockeroom...

This is our perception of them...

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...and this is the likely reality.

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Muffin tops, saggy boobs, and the hot chicks changing elsewhere...

Any other good examples of this?

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phone conversation. You hear a voice and get a picture in your head of some hot broad when it turns out she is 350 lbs and is 55 yrs of age.

That's a good one... people never look like what they sound like on the phone.

Very true...however, I had the opposite happen not too long ago. There was this lady that I thought was at least 50. She had an old sounding name and her voice sounded middle aged. However, when I met her in person, I couldn't believe it. She was mid 20's, and not too bad looking. Crazy.

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Well you can't get your thoughts pregerrs, so I can see the validity of that statement

I agree for the most part. There's fantasies that run thru my head that aren't even possible in real life. And hell most of the time I have repeat sober sex it tends to be boring, unimaginative, and almost like a chore. At least I can spice it up in my mind and not be called a selfish perv.

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I agree for the most part. There's fantasies that run thru my head that aren't even possible in real life. And hell most of the time I have repeat sober sex it tends to be boring, unimaginative, and almost like a chore. At least I can spice it up in my mind and not be called a selfish perv.

your doing it wrong

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