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Cam Newton Jokes


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I was thinking about how we could make cool/creative sayings and jokes out of Cam Newton.

Here are a few I got so far:

- On the 7th day God rested, then Cam Newton took over.

- At night Chuck Norris checks his closet for Cam Newton.

- Cam Newton's so good that the first month of the year is being changed to "Camuary".

- Cam Newton doesn't get scared, scared gets Cam Newton'd (Heard from another huddler).

- I'm going C.A.M, I'm going C.A.M! (instead of going H.A.M, only a few who know that song will understand).

- Once Cam Newton threw a game winning TD pass, and caught it!

- Cam Newton doesn't throw the football, he commands it!

- Cam Newton went to the virgin islands, now they are just called the islands.

- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, Cam Newton can throw Brett Favre further.

- After Chuck Norris beat up 5 thugs, he was caught quoting "I Cam Newton'd those guys".

- Cam Newton is actually left handed, he just decides to give the other team a chance.

- Superman wears Cam Newton Pajamas.

- If Cam Newton would have drove the Titanic, the iceburg would have sunk.

- Cam Newton was asked to play the lead role in the new mission impossible movie, but he passed because he couldn't understand the title.

So guys, post any creative/funny Cam Newton jokes you have :cam:

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In Space Jam II the aliens decide to take on the Looney Toons in football instead of basketball. And instead of stealing the powers form 22 different NFL superstars they all just steal their powers from Cam Newton.

The aliens win 123-3.

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Come one Real no laptop joke?

How can facts be jokes?

The best joke of all:

"With the first overall pick, the Carolina Panthers select Quarterback, Cam Newton"

Everyone is laughing at that joke, everyone.

You got lame 2 months ago, likely before that.

I don't think I've ever been NOT lame.

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