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Darth Biscuit

By Darth Biscuit,
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Captroop Grand Master

Captroop

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Awesome.

First of all he got me this job when I had no other offers coming out of college. Then on top of that, he got me a starting salary probably $10,000 more a year than I was expecting. So I've always told him I'd always go the extra mile for him out of appreciation, and I have.

But also, the guy's just cool. A couple time a month he'll let me leave the office early so we can go grab a few drinks at the bar.

And on top of it all, he's funny as hell. I was travelling on business Monday and tuesday, and one of the other managers asked me to provide regular status updates of where I was so they could track the cargo I was carrying. I gavce a couple, then my boss added:

"Captroop – Please start using very cryptic and nonsensical code words just for fun."

I love my boss.

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boo7382 Rookie

boo7382

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He is one hairy fat douchebag that likes to take the penis into his anals on occasion.

Is also a dirty butthurt muslim who watches gay pornos on a regular basis.

sounds somewhat familiar without the muslim part.

I heard biscuit's boss is a complete douche tho:D

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GentlemanJack Newbie

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My boss is retired military who has the reputation of not liking white folks at all. (that statement is not intended to start any debate on race. It is a fact that is how he is perceived by those who work under him.)He lacks social skills and rarely speaks to subordinates in the hallway. That being said he has always had my back and has looked out for me at review time. I am the polar opposite of an ass kisser and he told me that he appreciates that quality. I don't have any real problems with him but I can see where others on the team definitely does.

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