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Tip for the ladies...


Darth Biscuit

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i saw a VERY gross thing saturday. the lady was obese and old. maybe 60. she was having a lollipop like this.

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she was rolling it around on her lips and flicking it with her tongue, going in and out with it. smacking her lips on it and everything. it was very disgusting to me, and I was trapped! she waited in the car, and I had done the same before she arrived. I was just sitting there trying not to have perverse thoughts, but I was. Thankfully my wife was in and out of the store quickly.

so in addition to obese ladies not wearing string bikinis, I say old ladies shouldn't eat lollipops that are almost bigger than their mouths.

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i saw a VERY gross thing saturday. the lady was obese and old. maybe 60. she was having a lollipop like this.

lollipop_round.jpg

she was rolling it around on her lips and flicking it with her tongue, going in and out with it. smacking her lips on it and everything. it was very disgusting to me, and I was trapped! she waited in the car, and I had done the same before she arrived. I was just sitting there trying not to have perverse thoughts, but I was. Thankfully my wife was in and out of the store quickly.

so in addition to obese ladies not wearing string bikinis, I say old ladies shouldn't eat lollipops that are almost bigger than their mouths.

C'mon on man...Pantha San woulda just hit it.

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i saw a VERY gross thing saturday. the lady was obese and old. maybe 60. she was having a lollipop like this.

lollipop_round.jpg

she was rolling it around on her lips and flicking it with her tongue, going in and out with it. smacking her lips on it and everything. it was very disgusting to me, and I was trapped! she waited in the car, and I had done the same before she arrived. I was just sitting there trying not to have perverse thoughts, but I was. Thankfully my wife was in and out of the store quickly.

so in addition to obese ladies not wearing string bikinis, I say old ladies shouldn't eat lollipops that are almost bigger than their mouths.

We gotta stay in practice ... just in case.

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i saw a VERY gross thing saturday. the lady was obese and old. maybe 60. she was having a lollipop like this.

lollipop_round.jpg

she was rolling it around on her lips and flicking it with her tongue, going in and out with it. smacking her lips on it and everything. it was very disgusting to me, and I was trapped! she waited in the car, and I had done the same before she arrived. I was just sitting there trying not to have perverse thoughts, but I was. Thankfully my wife was in and out of the store quickly.

so in addition to obese ladies not wearing string bikinis, I say old ladies shouldn't eat lollipops that are almost bigger than their mouths.

admit it...it made you orny as hell

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