Do you ever get harassed at GNC?

[Brokenbad]

Today, I went to purchase a casein supplement.

I knew exactly what I wanted a long time before I stepped foot into the store.

For comparison purposes I ask the old man working there, "What would you suggest as the best casein supplement here?"

He says "Uh.." and starts looking at NaNo boosters.

I shook my head and reached for the supplement I wanted.

Seconds later and older lady comes darting out of the back.

She says, "Lemme show ya my casein...theres whey and casein...lets compare....(x amount) calories, (x amount) carbs...."

All the while, I have my hand on the supplement that I want.

I cut her off and say, "This is what I was looking for, right here."

She proceeds to look through the selection for flavors that may have been hidden in the back.

I start walking towards the counter to make my purchase.

She asks "Are you taking any vitamans?"

"Yes" I reply, while turning to walk away.

"Which ones?" she questions.

"Alpha Lipoic Acids, chromium picolinate, and omega-3's"

She then goes on to try to sell me Men's Health special vitamins with an energy blend. "They are great for after your work out, raises metabolism levels and balances out antioxidants...."

OMG lady, do you not know that Alpha Lipoic Acids support the strongest antioxidants?

"I know you have a GNC discount card..." she fishes.

"Nah, I..." I stumble

She interjects, "You can get one for 15 dollars a year, 20% off every first week of the month."

I lie and say "My kids are in the car"

She shuts up for the moment.

I make my way to the line.

I wait in line watching some super fat guy buy a bunch of Acia Berry.

Three customers after him and she still asks every single one of them if they would like to try the gross-ass omega-3, flaxseed, and vitamin D candy.

She manages to trick one lady into buying a bunch of crap because it was buy one and get one half off.

Once I get to the counter, she hassles me about the stupid candies and tells me how much I would have saved with the gift card.

I say "Ok..sure..no thanks on the candy...discount card maybe next time..."

She then asks for my email address.

I tell her it is (mylastname)[email protected]

She asks, "What do you sell?"

It was all I could do not to say "I sell contracts to hitmen that strangle nosey old hags that work at GNC."

Instead, I told her it was a professional sounding e-mail address.

I felt harassed, maybe I should have just gone to a car dealership instead.

I know this is pretty much just a random story that no one will find funny or interesting.

I am actually having English class withdrawals.

[Doyle]

Mental Note: Never go in GNC.

[blackcatgrowl]

Mental Note: Never go in GNC.

That's what I took away from this. My pasty fat ass has no business pretending like I would have any clue as to how to nutrient my body for excercise.

[Dpantherman]

Walgreens

[Hawk]

tl/dr

dgaf

[Panthro]

What's GNC?

[Hawk]

gay nut club

[PantherBrew]

massnutrition.com

[mmmbeans]

i eat salad.

[Guest MaskedMilitant]

i get harrassed at the all you can eat buffett.

[frash.exe]

Today, I went to purchase a casein supplement.

I knew exactly what I wanted a long time before I stepped foot into the store.

For comparison purposes I ask the old man working there, "What would you suggest as the best casein supplement here?"

He says "Uh.." and starts looking at NaNo boosters.

I shook my head and reached for the supplement I wanted.

Seconds later and older lady comes darting out of the back.

She says, "Lemme show ya my casein...theres whey and casein...lets compare....(x amount) calories, (x amount) carbs...."

All the while, I have my hand on the supplement that I want.

I cut her off and say, "This is what I was looking for, right here."

She proceeds to look through the selection for flavors that may have been hidden in the back.

I start walking towards the counter to make my purchase.

She asks "Are you taking any vitamans?"

"Yes" I reply, while turning to walk away.

"Which ones?" she questions.

"Alpha Lipoic Acids, chromium picolinate, and omega-3's"

She then goes on to try to sell me Men's Health special vitamins with an energy blend. "They are great for after your work out, raises metabolism levels and balances out antioxidants...."

OMG lady, do you not know that Alpha Lipoic Acids support the strongest antioxidants?

"I know you have a GNC discount card..." she fishes.

"Nah, I..." I stumble

She interjects, "You can get one for 15 dollars a year, 20% off every first week of the month."

I lie and say "My kids are in the car"

She shuts up for the moment.

I make my way to the line.

I wait in line watching some super fat guy buy a bunch of Acia Berry.

Three customers after him and she still asks every single one of them if they would like to try the gross-ass omega-3, flaxseed, and vitamin D candy.

She manages to trick one lady into buying a bunch of crap because it was buy one and get one half off.

Once I get to the counter, she hassles me about the stupid candies and tells me how much I would have saved with the gift card.

I say "Ok..sure..no thanks on the candy...discount card maybe next time..."

She then asks for my email address.

I tell her it is (mylastname)[email protected]

She asks, "What do you sell?"

It was all I could do not to say "I sell contracts to hitmen that strangle nosey old hags that work at GNC."

Instead, I told her it was a professional sounding e-mail address.

I felt harassed, maybe I should have just gone to a car dealership instead.

I know this is pretty much just a random story that no one will find funny or interesting.

I am actually having English class withdrawals.

you should shop online