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Who from the Huddle would you go on a roadtrip with and why?

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Zod Grand Master

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Typically whenever I travel I set up a casting call in that city for lingerie/bikini models to do some shooting. Therefore, I would not take any of you creepy desperate trolls with me.

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Zod

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pstall Newbie

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A Roadtrip?

Scrum has a lightsaber in his trunk.

Ranucci can tow his grill.

Zod can talk women out of their clothes faster than a Joe Francis.

Mush because he has a camper and seems to know how to get into and out of trouble.

Johnny Rockets if the roadtrip involves blow and strangling asian strippers.

Pstall because I can nap while he is talking about who knows what.

Skew if this roadtrip turns into a boat trip.

Saltman....I'd rather kill myself.

what tha? :biggrin5:

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teeray Rookie

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I would take Boo also. Not for the nefarious reasons you guys would though.

I would take her so that my wife would have someone to hang out with while I did actual fun stuff on my road trip. A wife distracter is a key element to a great vacation.

For some reason my stupid wife doesn't enjoy watching me drink way too much, lose all my money in a casino, and then vomit into a trash can in the middle of said casino (the last one actually happened on my trip to Aruba on the last night :nonod:).

She would rather go shopping or sit by a pool :puke:

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I would take Boo also. Not for the nefarious reasons you guys would though.

I would take her so that my wife would have someone to hang out with while I did actual fun stuff on my road trip. A wife distracter is a key element to a great vacation.

For some reason my stupid wife doesn't enjoy watching me drink way too much, lose all my money in a casino, and then vomit into a trash can in the middle of said casino (the last one actually happened on my trip to Aruba on the last night :nonod:).

She would rather go shopping or sit by a pool :puke:

Well then what the hell am I supposed to do for fun?

You better either be giving me a cc or letting me charge drinks from the pool to the room if Im missing out on all the other stuff. Also, I would like my own personal poolside servant, over 6 feet and a great upper body. kthx.

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teeray Rookie

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Well then what the hell am I supposed to do for fun?

You better either be giving me a cc or letting me charge drinks from the pool to the room if Im missing out on all the other stuff. Also, I would like my own personal poolside servant, over 6 feet and a great upper body. kthx.

Done. When can we leave.

BTW don't worry my wife goes to bed by midnight every night so you can join me in the casino afterward and partake in the debauchery.

Plus you don't have to worry about any shenanigans. By midnight I am usually too drunk to be sexually functional so you are safe. That is what the pool servant is for.

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Darth Biscuit Mentor

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If I wanted to take a girl I'd take my girl but this is a flippin roadtrip men...

Why bring a ham sammich to a smorgasbord? (Quoting my father)

If I took boo, she could tell all the other hot chicks we see what a great guy I am and I also wouldn't have to ride with all your smelly BO asses...

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