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I just swallowed a fuging penis.


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Am I going to die?

Was cutting the grass...lawnmower died...I needed to siphon the gas out so that I could take it to the shop tomorrow....my pump siphon would require 2 people to operate...wife was naked after just getting out of the shower, so she is no help....I decided to use the ole' gas tank-to-mouth-to-gas can technique....I didn't pull out in time and got a mouth full of gasoline...

This would not be the first time I didnt pull out in time!

Am I going to die?

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Dilute with milk. DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING. Depending on how much you shallowed you may hallucinate. Have your wife keep an eye on you. If you just swallowed a tiny bit you'll be perfectly fine.

Wow, for a minute there I thought the huddle was actually interesting...:D

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