I had a horrible vivid dream last night

[Doyle]

It looked a lot like this but scarier and longer pointier teeth.

I like how it has a human/catlike tongue and not a snake tongue.

[LifeisaGarden]

I like how it has a human/catlike tongue and not a snake tongue.

It was the only one eyed snake I could find on the interwebs that actually looked like a snake. I'd have gotten bant for posting any of the other ones. ;)

You're kidding about the one-eyed snake.. right?

No, I'm not kidding. I actually dreamt about a one eyed snake last night.

[Darth Biscuit]

I've always had pretty vivid dreams, but never really anything like that until lately... about a month ago I dreamed that a vampire was attacking me so I swung at it and almost knocked my wife out of the bed.

Last night I dreamed we moved to Italy to some palace... actually dreamed of packing and unpacking boxes and stuff... weird.

[Jangler]

Good thing it was Italy, cuz...

[Darth Biscuit]

So now I'm a freak?

OK.

[Wither]

So now I'm a freak?

I mean you were before too...

No, I'm not kidding. I actually dreamt about a one eyed snake last night.

You know how bad that sounds, right?

[Kevin Greene]

about there being a poisonous snake in my bed. I ended up breaking the lamp on my bedside table trying to get out of bed. Then I realized it was just a dream after I was standing there in the dark next to my bed.

Do you ever have vivid dreams like that?

This is bad news indeed.

Someone needs to warn Dan ASAP.

US woman cuts off husband's penis

(AFP) – 3 days ago

LOS ANGELES — A 48-year-old Californian woman was arrested for drugging her estranged husband's dinner then cutting off his penis, saying he "deserved it," police said Tuesday.

In an incident recalling the infamous 1993 case of John Wayne Bobbitt -- who had his penis reattached after a similar event -- Catherine Becker was booked for poisoning and assault with a deadly weapon after she tied her husband to the bed Monday in Garden Grove, southeast of Los Angeles.

The woman, who was in the process of divorcing her 51-year-old husband, called 911 to declare a medical emergency after throwing his severed member in the garbage disposal, said police spokesman Jeff Nightengale.

"Officers arrived and located a male victim tied to the bed and bleeding from his groin area," he said. "The female, identified as his wife, had used an unknown type poison and/or drug in the male's food to make him sleepy.

"She tied him to the bed and as he woke the female cut off his penis with a knife. The female tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal to the 'On' position."

Despite that, pieces of the severed member were recovered and taken to hospital, although it was not known if surgeons would be able to re-attach them.

After arriving at the scene police untied the man, and seized a rope and 10-inch kitchen knife as evidence. "The initial investigation determined that the two are married and going through a divorce," said Nightengale said.

"The suspect made dinner for the victim and the male told detectives that he believed something was wrong with his food. The victim went to lie down, and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off.

"The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off," he said, adding that then "The suspect called 911 and told responding officers that he 'deserved it.'

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[bredy087]

When I wake up from dreams I don't give a poo what they were about. I'm pissed off that they woke me up.

[bleys]

I've always had pretty vivid dreams, but never really anything like that until lately... about a month ago I dreamed that a vampire was attacking me so I swung at it and almost knocked my wife out of the bed.

Last night I dreamed we moved to Italy to some palace... actually dreamed of packing and unpacking boxes and stuff... weird.

might be why she quit giving it up.. either way, she's getting knocked the f**k out.

[Razzy]

That's pretty bad.Worst one I've had like that before that felt very realistic where someone came into my room and tried to assault me in my sleep. It was dark and it was more just a shadowy figure. That was pure terror. When I woke up in the same dark room I sort of went a bit postal before realizing it was a dream.

The most memorable nightmare I've ever actually had was one where I was a waist gunner on some kind of WW2 bomber making a bombing approach when a plane above us in the column took a bad flak. The plane went into a deep nose dive and hit us, splitting us in two. The plane immediately went into a chaotic spin and I barely had enough time to grab my parachute before being thrown out and almost hit by the debris. I didn't have time to strap my parachute on and the force of the wind sucked it from my grasp. I then just fell, terrified, until I woke up in a sweat soaked bed.

[bleys]

That's pretty bad.Worst one I've had like that before that felt very realistic where someone came into my room and tried to assault me in my sleep. It was dark and it was more just a shadowy figure. That was pure terror. When I woke up in the same dark room I sort of went a bit postal before realizing it was a dream.

The most memorable nightmare I've ever actually had was one where I was a waist gunner on some kind of WW2 bomber making a bombing approach when a plane above us in the column took a bad flak. The plane went into a deep nose dive and hit us, splitting us in two. The plane immediately went into a chaotic spin and I barely had enough time to grab my parachute before being thrown out and almost hit by the debris. I didn't have time to strap my parachute on and the force of the wind sucked it from my grasp. I then just fell, terrified, until I woke up in a sweat soaked bed.

[bleys]

That's pretty bad.Worst one I've had like that before that felt very realistic where someone came into my room and tried to assault me in my sleep. It was dark and it was more just a shadowy figure. That was pure terror. When I woke up in the same dark room I sort of went a bit postal before realizing it was a dream.

The most memorable nightmare I've ever actually had was one where I was a waist gunner on some kind of WW2 bomber making a bombing approach when a plane above us in the column took a bad flak. The plane went into a deep nose dive and hit us, splitting us in two. The plane immediately went into a chaotic spin and I barely had enough time to grab my parachute before being thrown out and almost hit by the debris. I didn't have time to strap my parachute on and the force of the wind sucked it from my grasp. I then just fell, terrified, until I woke up in a sweat soaked bed.

[Chaos]

you got the clap?

I hear this can create some strange dreams.

[frash.exe]

i hate having dreams where you do something horrible that you can't undo irl, and you spend half the dream worried about some kind of impending consequence, and this can be anything from hurting someone badly to wrecking a car.

the best part about it is waking up relieved that it never happened.