Post something you have never told a living soul (besides your significant other)

[teeray]

One time, when I was much younger, I had sexual intercourse with a girl in the restroom of a fast food restaurant called "Burger King."

Are you Humpty??

[bleys]

:lol: why not just pee outside before you go inside the house when you come hom from your affair... er I mean "when you have to be really, really quite"

speaking of, I probly piss outside at least once a day... especially when I take my dog out in the morning and the pipes about to burst..

[Jangler]

When I come home late and have to be really, really quiet.....I sneak up the stairs, go in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg.

please post on youtube.

[TruCatzFan]

I once tongue-punched a chick's fartbox... She was hottt though!

[YoungPanthers89]

When I come home late and have to be really, really quiet.....I sneak up the stairs, go in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg.

[Liminy]

Can't really think of anything, but probably one time when I farted too hard and messed my draws a little bit.

[PanthersFanNY]

Anyone else find it strange that the majority of the posts have to do with pissing or shitting?

[LifeisaGarden]

If you squeeze the center firmly at the base of his penis when he's about to blow and keep squeezing there will be no mess to clean up. :D

[hank pimple butt]

I used to masturbate thinking about my stepmom when I was a kid.

I didn't have a step-mom so i had to think about my real mo.................never mind:seeya:

[Chaos]

If you squeeze the center firmly at the base of his penis when he's about to blow and keep squeezing there will be no mess to clean up. :D

Where's the fun in that?

[hank pimple butt]

If you squeeze the center firmly at the base of his penis when he's about to blow and keep squeezing there will be no mess to clean up. :D

anyway we could see a demonstration:D

[charlotte49er]

After my Mom's death, I was cleaning out her stuff and I found a B & W picture of her naked, laying on a bed. The weird thing is, she was lying on a bedspread that she gave me and I used for years!

All the times she visited me down here, she never said a word. I guess I never really expected her to say to me, "If that bedspread could talk."

[Hawk]

dont tell....i have a sandy vagina

[j2sgam]

speaking of, I probly piss outside at least once a day... especially when I take my dog out in the morning and the pipes about to burst..

I do the same, and now my 4yo son has learned that he can too. All fine & dandy when we're at home. But we went up to see my family in NY a few weeks back, got to my Grandma's house, were there about 20 minutes out back by the pool and DJ whips it out and starts peeing on Gramma's sidewalk.. I guess we need to start teachin him its n ot OK anywhere else...