Winners & Losers: Dolphins Game Edition

[Icege]

Let's see how long this takes to turn into pure bedlam. :P

In no particular order...

Winners:

1. Tyrell Sutton - Was 2yds rushing less than Vaughn (who led the team), but also had the lone TD. Led the team in receptions as well as tied with Brockel for the longest offensive play of the game for the Panthers. The Michelangelo of the TMNPanthers. I hope he doesn't get cut.

2. TEs - Shockey and Olsen continue to be those weird linemen that catch passes. Some of us remember a Walls that did the same. While I can't yell, "MY BEST FRIEND!!!!" like I do whenever Romo throws it to his BFF Witten, we do have the Shocker and Thor. Thunder and Lightning, Double Trouble, can we get some more hokey nicknames here?

3. Thomas Williams - He has been playing like a man that wants to make the team, and I hope he does.

4. Thomas Davis - While Reggie Bush made him his señorita on a few routes, he also let Bush know that TD holds no man's pocket with some punishing hits. Knee is looking stable so far and I hope that it continues to hold up.

5. Reggie Bush - not a Panther, but he pretty much owned the game until he went out. I never thought he would amount to much in the NFL but he continues to be a match up nightmare if he can keep his shoes on.

Losers:

1. Panthers - Not just because they lost, but the penalties were occurring on both sides of the ball. Hard to move forward when the smelly laundry is making you backpedal.

2. QBs - First and foremost, let's cut the bullshit. Cam did not play well. He had a couple of good throws but he also threw to leprechauns and giants that only he could see. His accuracy was erratic and as he got frustrated he tried to compensate by putting some extra stank on the ball to get it to lodge into whatever body part he could hit with it. Clausen wasn't any better. The 35yd to Clowney looked pretty, but it was negated by a penalty and also looked like it took every ounce of emu strength from him to get it that far. He also had 2 more completion then Cam for a whopping 3yds more. While definitely the more accurate of the two, throwing sideline to sideline isn't going to get the first down marker (nor the endzone for that matter) any closer. I'm in no rush to see either start, but with a choice of Anderson or Pike I'd settle for the Juggs machine with some new shoes on.

3. Dline - why is Bush carrying Fua? Why is he running between the tackles without fear? Ron Edwards better drop some cast-covered bows on the younguns in practice between the ass-chewing they'll be getting from the coaches.

4. CBs - Gamble's tummy ache must have been from how piss poor CB depth is, and they certainly showed it Friday night. I got the runs just from seeing Miami's WRs deuce on them like they were at a Jeff King pants' party.

5. Everette Brown - With AE stepping it up, EB thought he'd display his new technique that isn't a spin. Unfortunately we don't need a flying undersized DE to hit out of bounds returners. I've been sticking up for him his entire career, but at best it makes me look like teeray at a Tons of Fun swingers club: desperately in search of someone bigger (and better?)

Teeray: <3, no rainbow

[KillerKat]

Add offensive line to losers

[Miaoww]

Jesus, even when Clausen does something positive the spin doctors on here turn it into a negative.

[KillerKat]

The QBs played evenly and I counted only 3 bad throws by Cam. They were not the problem.

[CatMan72]

Mark Schlereth thinks Cam played well, but what does he know - right?

[PantherBrew]

I am thinking the TE nicknames should be Shock and Awe.

[Cold Cat]

:iagree: with Miaoww

[Ricky Spanish]

both QBs didn't look good, in my opinion they looked about the same. Cam tried to throw the ball downfield, and jimmy had his patented checkdowns.

neither looked stellar, neither looked like they deserved the starting job.

I'm on the start Anderson bandwagon right about now.

[Icege]

Jesus, even when Clausen does something positive the spin doctors on here turn it into a negative.

I've stuck up for Clausen even more than I have Brown, but even I can't deny that he didn't look much better than Cam.

I wish I were a spin doctor. I'd have pocketed a lot more money off of two princes and little miss XD

[MadHatter]

The QBs played evenly and I counted only 3 bad throws by Cam. They were not the problem.

Then you are officially blind AND a homer.

Cam was very inaccurate and eratic. He was throwing high and one hopping to receivers.

He is playing typical of a rookie coming out of a spread offense. He shows flashes of what is likely to come. But then is eratic in his throws.

He will KILL any form of an offensive drie with that inconsistency.

JC was about the same....just different. He is dinking and dunking.

Not sure which I want at the helm. Neither are making me overly excited.

[KillerKat]

Then you are officially blind AND a homer.

Cam was very inaccurate and eratic. He was throwing high and one hopping to receivers.

And you are officially a douche bag

Cam had a high throw that he threw out of bounds due to a defender being in his face. There was one throw that was intended for DeAngelo on a screen that looked bad, but that play looked like more of a miscommunication between the two guys on what play to run due to Cam turning one way to fake a hand off, which no one was there to fake to, before throwing it.

There was a high throw to Edwards which was bad. Then the ball that was almost intercepted was bad. Then he had one where he threw too hard and one hopped it which was bad. So that makes 3 bad throws.

Not to mention bad oline play and play calling. We only ran the ball a couple times when Cam was in. Considering that, he played decent.

Thanks try again.

[MadHatter]

And you are officially a douche bag

Cam had a high throw that he threw out of bounds due to a defender being in his face. There was one throw that was intended for DeAngelo on a screen that looked bad, but that play looked like more of a miscommunication between the two guys on what play to run due to Cam turning one way to fake a hand off, which no one was there to fake to, before throwing it.

There was a high throw to Edwards which was bad. Then the ball that was almost intercepted was bad. Then he had one where he threw too hard and one hopped it which was bad. So that makes 3 bad throws.

Not to mention bad oline play and play calling. We only ran the ball a couple times when Cam was in. Considering that, he played decent.

Thanks try again.

I count incompletions as a negative.

Apparently your definition as a negative for Cam is a GOD fuging AWFUL throw. Merely a poorly thrown ball that was an incompletion is apparently OK in your book.

Damn, you are blowing Cam so hard in your threads that I bet you don't even come up for air.

Keep making excuses for him. He has tons of potential, but is nowhere near consistent enough right now.

Even the commentators were talking about him continuously throwing off his back foot. I guess that is OK in your book as well.

[Icege]

The QBs played evenly and I counted only 3 bad throws by Cam. They were not the problem.

And he only completed 7.

Math shouldn't be this hard. I'm sure you could tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Newton-Pop. Maybe that's where I'm doing it wrong. Here, maybe you do better with word problems:

For every two bobs, you get one that makes you gag. If you get seven bobs, how many times do you gag? Round down. Now how many times do you have to gag until you're the latest update on vomitingvixens?

The world may never know...

All trolling aside, Cam does look to be the better prospect but I'd be more comfortable giving Jimmy the keys to the car until he either wrecks it again or Cam stops trying to get his invisible friends some touches.

[KillerKat]

I count incompletions as a negative.

Apparently your definition as a negative for Cam is a GOD fugING AWFUL throw. Merely a poorly thrown ball that was an incompletion is apparently OK in your book.

Damn, you are blowing Cam so hard in your threads that I bet you don't even come up for air.

Keep making excuses for him. He has tons of potential, but is nowhere near consistent enough right now.

Even the commentators were talking about him continuously throwing off his back foot. I guess that is OK in your book as well.

Clearly you have very low football intelligence as evident from your posts. A play where the defender is in the face of a QB and the QB throws an incompletion means it's all the QB's fault. Or a throw where the QB throws it away to avoid a sack is all the QBs fault. Or a throw that bounces off a WRs hands is the QBs fault. Or a throw where a defender makes a good play on the throw, despite it being on target, is all the QBs fault. Thanks for admitting you are completely incompetent to form a rational opinion on the topic of QBs.