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Cam Newton announces his retirement from the NFL.


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Well you know what they say, be careful what you ask for. I think some Huddle members are going to have a real hard time handling the spotlight, if this gets their panties in a bunch.

If this continues, Cam's amount of positive, as well as the amount of jokes and criticism will increase ten fold. With good publicity, comes bad publicity as well as funny publicity.

Those that will be able to have fun, and learn to laugh, especially when it's freaking funny as hell, will have a much easier time.

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According to sources close to the Panthers, they will instruct commissioner Roger Goodell to announce their selection in this way: “With the first pick in the 2011 NFL Draft, the Carolina Panthers say Cam Newton is kind of a dick.”

“All of these scouts and media members who are ganging up on Cam seem to really be enjoying themselves,” said Panthers GM Marty Hurney. “So since we weren’t completely sold on Cam becoming an NFL quarterback, we thought we’d take the opportunity to really stick it to him in primetime before all the football fans in the country, the cocky, cheating prick.”

LMFAO That site's awesome. Why didn't I know about this until now? It's like college humor but for football. Time to fire Letterman and get this guy a job!

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LMFAO That site's awesome. Why didn't I know about this until now? It's like college humor but for football. Time to fire Letterman and get this guy a job!

LOL “I asked Cam right out if he was a lying asshole,” said one NFL general manager. “And he looked me right in the eyes and said he was not. That’s just what a lying asshole would say.”

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