If you are a "know it all"

[charlotte49er]

When I graduated from college, MENSA called me and asked me to become a member.

I asked them who made up their members.

He said that MENSA members make up some of the most prestigious Think Tanks in the world!

I told him, I'd rather work hard and have my peers think I'm important than for me to think I'm important.

I turned them down.

[Panthro]

You'd think someone of high intelligence would know the demographic of MENSA

[charlotte49er]

You'd think someone of high intelligence would know the demographic of MENSA

I did, but I wanted the guy to tell me. My opinion of them wasn't that high. I wanted to know if he could add anything to it.

If he had told me that they sit around all day and think up ways to survive the Apocalypse, I would have said, "I'm all in!"

[Jase]

I taught mensa everything they know.

[Panthro]

My dream job is to be a part of a think tank

[Panthro]

unfortunately I'm in a stink tank

[Mother Grabber]

When I graduated from college, MENSA called me and asked me to become a member.

I asked them who made up their members.

He said that MENSA members make up some of the most prestigious Think Tanks in the world!

I told him, I'd rather work hard and have my peers think I'm important than for me to think I'm important.

I turned them down.

My left nut could get into MENSA. Tell us that the Prometheus Society called, and then you'll be on to something.

[pstall]

My dream job is to be a part of a think tank

same here, but i'm in the shallow end.

[Chaos]

Those who think they know everything are annoying as hell to those of us who do.