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http://sports.yahoo....-150005339.html

According to 43-year-old cheerleader Laura Vikmanis, the squad is divided by those who are real and those who are fake.

She's not talking about personalities.

"The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs," she told the Cincinnati Enquirer while promoting her new memoirs on becoming the oldest cheerleader in the NFL. "This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants."

That reads like an SAT question. "If half of the 36 Ben-Gals have Fake Boobs and one-third of Ben-Gals with Real Boobs (why is this capitalized?) are considering implants, how many losing seasons are the Bengals currently suffering through?"

If I can touch them...they are real!

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I don't think a lot of girls know what they're doing when they get implants.. Sigh. Not to diss anyone that's serious about cheerleading, but why don't they just pick all the hottest girls at tryouts if looking good was that much of an importance. No one pays attention to cheerleader routines anyway.

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I don't think a lot of girls know what they're doing when they get implants.. Sigh. Not to diss anyone that's serious about cheerleading, but why don't they just pick all the hottest girls at tryouts if looking good was that much of an importance. No one pays attention to cheerleader routines anyway.

They have routines????

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