I Have Come To The Conclusion

[cookinwithgas]

Half the Camrys tire is in the other slot, he had to park like that to get out of the car most likely.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

But there were empty spaces allll around it..he didn't have to park there...that's my point

[g5jamz]

Bout a month ago...had a woman in a roundabout miss her turn and attempt to stop...and put her car in reverse to get back to it. I didn't let her and forced her to learn.

[g5jamz]

But there were empty spaces allll around it..he didn't have to park there...that's my point

I've seen people parked like aholes just because it's one/two spots closer. They're probably fat.

[MCP]

Bout a month ago...had a woman in a roundabout miss her turn and attempt to stop...and put her car in reverse to get back to it. I didn't let her and forced her to learn.

Heaven forbid that they should be inconvenined by their own stupidity, and have to go around again. Much better that they inconvenience everyone else, and possibly cause an accident.

[mmmbeans]

But there were empty spaces allll around it..he didn't have to park there...that's my point

maybe there weren't when he/she/it parked.

happens a lot around here (parallel parking,) people squeeeeeeze into a tiny spot then the other cars around them leave making it look like some jerkoff just parked in the middle of what could have been 2 spaces.

[Guest]

I wish I had taken a picture of the dumbass blocking the right turn lane this morning, all because he wanted to get his nose in the long line of traffic going straight.

fug you asshole

Ha, you don't live in SW Charlotte, do you? Some dumbass did that right behind me this morning.

[Epistaxis]

People with parking issues in suburbia or small cities need to get a life.

I mean really, would it be so horrible for you to walk your fat ass an extra 50 paces?

I nearly lost my mind yesterday at the grocery store. I couldn't lose this old woman no matter how hard I tried. All up in my bidness in every aisle.

She was the most annoying human being on the planet, and had the nerve to shoot me a dirty look when she delivered the coup de grace by getting in ahead of me at checkout and, of course, write a fugging check...with cash back.

What is this, 1982?

And, the cherry on top, she was...wait for it...parked next to me, and left a door ding.

i don't care, my car has been kid destroyed and is 10 years old.

I considered stopping her car and beating her to death, but i don't hit women and she wasn't worth the lawsuit.

maybe if she flicked me off....

[g5jamz]

If you had added 50 items in her cart in an express line. I think you would've been warranted to beat her on the spot.

[Epistaxis]

The one thing she didn't do...

[MCP]

People with parking issues in suburbia or small cities need to get a life.

I mean really, would it be so horrible for you to walk your fat ass an extra 50 paces?

I nearly lost my mind yesterday at the grocery store. I couldn't lose this old woman no matter how hard I tried. All up in my bidness in every aisle.

She was the most annoying human being on the planet, and had the nerve to shoot me a dirty look when she delivered the coup de grace by getting in ahead of me at checkout and, of course, write a fugging check...with cash back.

What is this, 1982?

And, the cherry on top, she was...wait for it...parked next to me, and left a door ding.

i don't care, my car has been kid destroyed and is 10 years old.

I considered stopping her car and beating her to death, but i don't hit women and she wasn't worth the lawsuit.

maybe if she flicked me off....

Let me guess, she didn't even pull out the check book, until after they gave her the total. Still, better to write a check, and get cash back, than to pull out the change purse, and start counting out the exact change.

[Epistaxis]

Let me guess, she didn't even pull out the check book, until after they gave her the total. Still, better to write a check, and get cash back, than to pull out the change purse, and start counting out the exact change.

Yep, she sure did.

Good call on the old lady change purse.

[pstall]

epi, i can't tell you how many meetings with "sharp people" i have been in and invariably one of these guys will say something and there is a quick nodding of heads and i feel like Randal P McMurphy in One flew over the cuckoo's nest as the only sane guy in an asylum.

there is what i call scary stupid. somehow you finagled your way up the ladder and EVERYBODY knows you have the IQ of a speed bump but YOU. yet....you moved up the ladder.

[Jase]

that people are stupid, and suck.

you're good people, epi.

wait. Good people = people

and since people = stupid and suck

Therefore, by the transitive property...

you're good people stupid and suck, epi.

:blink:

Can't argue with it, it's math.