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My Story: Foot Race - Steve Smith vs US soldier

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By SteveSmithTD89,
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Steven Smiff

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GI Joe couldn't catch Smitty with a taser, land mines, skud missiles, and air support.

One does not simply beat Smitty in a foot race.

Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

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Are you silly? GI Joe would beat Smitty shiitty. He would need Depends or some type of anal wipes when GI was finished with him. GI would decapitate his legs and stomp on his liver. GI would put Steves head in a vise and squeeze it until his toenails popped off. GI Joe is one of the baddest muther fuggers to ever live.

Am I silly? Not quite.

How exactly does one decapitate a leg or squeeze a head until toenails pop off?

I thought I had picked up on some upper level ingenious sarcasm, alas it was just good old fashioned stupid.

Carry on soldier.

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