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My pregnant wife and I almost got ran over by neighbors teenage kid


Ja  Rhule

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there's this invention called a sidewalk

don't walk in the street and then complain when a car almost hits you

There is this invention called bulletproof material. Don't complain when you're in a store and a coke head shoots your knee caps.

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Years ago in my old neighborhood my wife's car got shot with a pellet gun with my son in the backseat. It was only about 12" from the back window right near the fuel cap. She heard it hit and it was only about 4 houses down from us. I wanted to go down there and kill the kid but called the police instead. The cop investigated and said that he couldn't prove it came from there but he noticed the shed in their backyard was covered with pellet gun holes. He suggested I pay his parents a visit which I did. Their denial about their 15 year old angel never doing such a thing was sickening so about 11pm that night I went over and took a sh*t on the hood of their car.

 

 

That last part isn't really true but it should be and I wanted to give Arsen an idea for redemption.

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I will stay away from the kid and his parents and I hope sales representative will handle it.  I don't want to lose my poo.

 

We met his parents 2 weeks ago and they seem like nice people but when their son going to get called out they might turn hostile.  Me being ex boxer, I got very short temper and I won't tolerate someone chewing me out.

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I will stay away from the kid and his parents and I hope sales representative will handle it.  I don't want to lose my poo.

 

We met his parents 2 weeks ago and they seem like nice people but when their son going to get called out they might turn hostile.  Me being ex boxer, I got very short temper and I won't take someone chewing me out.

Losing your temper in a conversation causes you to instantly lose any credibility you have in the conversation.

 

Here is a Kurb Pro-Tip for talking to people in a possible heated conversation:

 

Always keep the same facial expression and tone of voice. It unnerves people and makes you look calm and relaxed.  

Your conversation should go something like this.

"Hey Bob and Sue hows it going"

"Good good we are stupid yankees"

 

"Yeah good to hear, so I wanted to mention something to ya, about little Jonny. The other night I think he was texting and driving or something because he was cruising through here pretty fast. In fact he got pretty close to me and the misses while we were walking.  Just wanted to give you a heads up"

 

"WHY ME LITTLE JONNY WOULD NEVER DO THAT STUPID RUSSIAN PIG"

 

"Yeah, well I just wanted to share, you folks have a good night, I'll be around...."

 

 

Walk off. 

Mission accomplished

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