Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot, Police Say

[Delhommey]

 

A couple having sex in a Georgia Waffle House parking lot was busted on Sunday, according to police. But that isn't even the weird part.

Loganville authorities said the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

"I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication," Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry told The Huffington Post.

Lowry said the fast food-as-footwear was a first for him.

Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the Nov. 3 incident for public drunkenness and loitering. According to the police report, Lucas blew a .154 into the breathalyzer and Gossett .216.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/07/sex-waffle-house-cheeseburger_n_4232896.html

 

Let he who is without sin throw the first smattered, covered, and smothered hash brown.

[Scrumtrilescent]

You know you sat down at the old Huddle House on King St. and tried to use a hot dog as a hat after a long night of drinking.

[Jakob]

Waffle house seems too classy, I would have imagined a huddle house.

[Carolina Husker]

I wasn't aware Loganville got annexed by Florida and/or Ohio.

[Squirrel]

So having sex in public isn't a crime.  Just loitering and public intoxication. 

[88 Bronco]

So having sex in public isn't a crime.  Just loitering and public intoxication. 

 

I'm fine with that

[Delhommey]

You know you sat down at the old Huddle House on King St. and tried to use a hot dog as a hat after a long night of drinking.

 

Ah yes. The night AC's burnt down.

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Jase's wife went to a Waffle House while training with a bunch of college dudes? A Night binging on Yaegerbombs will do this.

[mr beauxjangles]

Who orders a cheeseburger at waffle house?

[sharkkiller]

Who orders a cheeseburger at waffle house?

 

Who said the cheeseburger was from Waffle House?

[Anybodyhome]

I had a one-night stand with a Waffle House waitress. She ended up smattered, smothered, spattered, smeared and covered.......

[TANTRIC-NINJA]

Old guy joke:

What has 6 breasts and 3 teeth?

The late shift at the Waffle House.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

Okay I was at a waffle house in fayetteville the other week and this big woman with a buzzed and and tatted up started throwing a huge fit because a gospel song came on. She is anti christ. But she got om the phone and told someone to bring the gun. I wasn't scared because the guys I was with all had their guns on them. But then she ripped the juke box out of the wall and threw it about 5 feet and broke it. Next day I go to that waffle house and there were a bunch of pimps in there talking about their bitches. Gotta love waffle house

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[KendrickPanther]

I clicked for pics. Major let down.