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Dear Miami...


DecrypticShadow

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The Carolina Huddle would like to send our condolences to the Miami Dolphins fan base. It appears impossible to root for a team consistently built to let their fans down year, after year, after year. The Miami Dolphins fans have had only one bright highlight of the organization in the last 20+ years. Which is, hands down, the Ace Ventura Pet Detective movie that was undoubtedly hilarious. Kudos to you Jim Carrey.

On second thought, the Carolina Huddle revokes our previously issued condolences to the Miami Dolphins fan base. Fuggggg the entire neon color wearing, Dexter worshiping, Drag Queen show attending lot of them for being absurdly naive and riding that Dan Marino train this long. The Jacksonville Jaguars and Tampa Bay Buccaneers *cringe*, have had more success over the past 20 years. It is now just beyond logical comprehension that the Dolphins organization still manages to fill its stadium annually. Snowflake won't even be able help the Dolphins make it into the Playoffs. Fuggg that stupid field goal kicking Dolphin.. Don’t fret Miami, there is plenty of room for you on this riverboat. Join the party sooner, rather than later, and don’t forget…. BYOB!

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The statements and independent views mentioned above are NOT those of the Carolina Huddle or any of it’s partnering affiliates. These are the sole views of DecrypticShadow, a member with quite a vivid imagination here at the Carolina Huddle. The Carolina Huddle will not accept any liability in respect of this thread, and DecrypticShadow will be personally liable for any damages or other liability arising from his above mentioned views and statements. Due to the recent on-going legal scrutiny in Miami and around the Miami Dolphins Organization, the Carolina Huddle feels it necessary to protect ourselves as a whole from the opinions and possible voicemails of a few of our fellow members.

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Man, not sure you need to be so disrespectful to another fanbase.  Miami isn't all that different than us last year, they're 5-5 but could very easily be 8-2, they've lost some close games and beat some good teams.  Don't let the Tampa game or the Incognito BS undermine that we're facing a serious challenge this weekend, we had a similar loss to Arizona. Tannehill is playing very well for a second year guy, Wallace can get deep on anyone and Cameron Wake is a damn fine DE.  

 

I'm all for RA Ra RA, go team posts.  But You Suck You Suck Everything about you sucks...what's the point?

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Man, not sure you need to be so disrespectful to another fanbase.  Miami isn't all that different than us last year, they're 5-5 but could very easily be 8-2, they've lost some close games and beat some good teams.  Don't let the Tampa game or the Incognito BS undermine that we're facing a serious challenge this weekend, we had a similar loss to Arizona. Tannehill is playing very well for a second year guy, Wallace can get deep on anyone and Cameron Wake is a damn fine DE.  

 

I'm all for RA Ra RA, go team posts.  But You Suck You Suck Everything about you sucks...what's the point?

 

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I've heard such things as

"Newton is a pocket passer"

"We must blitz newton to win"

"Dion Jordan is a better atheleat"

And yes that's how the guy spelled athlete. I've been on every forum for all 31 teams and dolphins haz da worstest spellars evar

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