New Orleans week

[philit99]

Serious question: Does Drew Brees' face have a mole on it? Or does the mole have a face on it?

LOL a mole with a long neck and face! :startle:

[Cary Kollins]

searching google images "drew brees mole", looking for a funny picture....i can't even look anymore, they are starting to make me feel sick.

[bigskypanthersguy]

Brees having a mole on his face is fitting...his team is a scab on the face of the NFL, so...art imitates life?

[Awesomeness!!]

There is a centurylink office in Flagstaff Arizona

[jayflip]

I'm watching drugs inc, and it's about NO being the heroin hotspot in America. Can't say I'm surprised.

[Big A]

I'm watching drugs inc, and it's about NO being the heroin hotspot in America. Can't say I'm surprised.

Lucky for you Charlotte is so drug free, otherwise that would make you look ignorant and hypocritical

DEA: Heroin ‘hot spots’ throughout Charlotte

Walking through the busy Arboretum shopping center on Providence Road, most people would not believe the Drug Enforcement Agency has identified it as a hot spot for drug dealing.

The head of North Carolina’s branch of the DEA, Bill Baxley, said people are going into heavily trafficked business areas like the Arboretum to buy and sell black tar heroin, a type of heroin from Mexico with a tar --like texture that is growing in popularity among Charlotte’s teens.

Baxley said the locations make sense to the sellers.

“Traffickers aren’t dummies. They want to come to places that they’re not going to stand out,” he said.

The area around the Arboretum isn’t the DEA’s only concern. Officers have also targeted parking lots in the SouthPark area, near South Boulevard and Tyvola, and by Carolina Place Parkway.

Agents said the deals are also happening near the intersection of Monroe and Sharon Amity roads, near Monroe and Wendover roads, and near StoneCrest in Ballantyne.

The buy areas are not a surprise to Diane Cureton, a former heroin addict who is now a substance abuse counselor.

“There’s a certain boldness about it,” she said.

Cureton works with local teens battling drug addiction. They tell her exactly how easy it is to get the drug.

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/dea-heroin-hot-spots-charlotte/nH63j/

http://article.wn.com/view/2013/06/20/New_form_of_heroin_hits_Charlotte_streets/

[Big A]

Oh look, a top 5 ranking

Cover Story: Charlotte #5 in black tar heroin

CHARLOTTE, NC (WBTV) - New information about that string of stick ups at local tanning salons and cell phone stores. The suspects may have done it for the drug money.

Police say Kristie Welch is the common denominator in a whole slew of robberies. Police say she was in cahoots with Charlsy Honeycutt and Bryan Gale.

Welch has a seriously deep rap sheet. And a lot of her arrests are drug related - heroin possession. It's a highly addictive drug of choice for a lot of desperate criminals.

In fact, Charlotte's got a serious heroin problem. Dealers are slinging black tar in our streets. Police say kids are tying off behind the mall.

The junk is not particularly expensive, dangerously addictive and sometimes deadly.

People are dying. And today police are talking about it. It's been a problem for awhile but it's now getting front-and-center attention among our elected leaders.

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people. Also surprising is where the drug is taking hold.

It was a bombshell dropped Monday night.

http://www.wbtv.com/story/14993292/cover-story-charlotte-5-in-black-tar-heroin

In case you missed it :

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

[Awesomeness!!]

You aren't about to even try to convince anybody that New Orleans is a better city than Charlotte

[Awesomeness!!]

We should have used my we love books"! idea. This thread would be 2 pages long.

[General Mills]

8 in a mother fugging row. The ass pirates sailed their dingy up to Charlotte and we smacked the Ginger Giraffe and his Merry Men right in the face and sent them packing back to MRSA Bay. Thanks for playing Bucs but frankly your team and fan base is boring and I’d rather read dissertations on the difference in wipe quality between organic poop paper and the normal bleached variety. Speaking of wiping asses, the 24 hour celebration rule has come and gone and we have to turn our attention to the largest group of FEMA collecting, shrimp boat working, bandwagon riding, anal bead licking poo bags this side of the Rockies. If there is anything more pathetic than a Saint fan I will be first in line to see what that is.

After a warm-up against the Bucs we head down to the worlds largest crapper to face a Vic.din thief, his disgustingly fat-slob sidekick, and their pet mole. The game has been flexed to a primetime matchup which will give Taint fans an extra few hours to crawl out of the swamp and spend their FEMA checks on liquor and meth. Sean Payton will not have to get up early on Sunday so he can spend Saturday night in the French Quarter popping pain pills and showing his pucker face to the thousands of Spaniard transvestites dancing around in face paint and jean shorts. They will dress up like mimes and clowns and carry their stupid ass umbrellas and chant their incoherent Who Dat drivel which was conveniently stolen from another shithole town upriver in Ohio. The town is full of fake wanna-be Marie Laveau’s pretending to cast voodoo spells in their voodoo stores which are basically Wings filled with shittier merchandise. It makes me smile to know that 90% of the poop and piss in the Midwest flows south down the Ol’ Miss through the center of New Orleans before heading out to the Gulf. As much as I travel in the Midwest that means I have directly contributed approximately 8,000 lbs of corn filled human feces into the New Orleans public water system over the last 9-10 years.

It’s almost embarrassing but New Orleans is home to only one Fortune 500 company. In 2012, Time & Leisure magazine named New Orleans the #2 "America's Dirtiest City", down from a #1 "Dirtiest" status of the previous year. So apparently one or two locals decided to poop inside instead of directly on the street. Progress! And if you want to get murdered, plan a trip to New Orleans.

Meanwhile, the football team that was destined to move to San Antonio before Katrina hit has started to win a few games and all of a sudden you’ve got idiots with fleur de-lis hats popping up around every corner. Last year they were claiming that the Taints were going to hoist the Lombardi on their home turf and shove it up Gordells ass. Well, after we swept that ass that poo wasn’t going to happen. We pressured Brees with Sione fugging Fua. Now we’ve got real men manning the middle. It’s going to be an epic battle in the Rape Dome this Sunday night. But that fat little center, De La Puente, has got some beasts coming to town, and they are bringing hell with them. Cam is going to run all over that weak ass defense and will pass right over the top. Meanwhile our d-line is going to knock that mole/birth-mark thing off Drew’s face and into that cesspool of a pond, Lake Pontchartrain. There it will attach itself to one of my turds and slowly sink to its final resting place, just like the Saints season.

Panthers 28

Taints 21

Something tells me you don't like the Saints or New Orleans very much ;)  That was a lot of work so props to you for it.  Creative.

[General Mills]

Bipedal cockroaches with the moral fiber of a dung beetle.  They don't deserve to breathe: the fans, the franchise, and that blight on the face of humanity Benson.  If we don't put up more than 40 on their defenseless, I'll be disappointed.

 

And if your team loses?

[DecrypticShadow]

In case you missed it :

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

Charlotte is one of the five worst cities in the nation for black tar heroin, which surprises many people.

 

Unfortunately Charlotte hasn't hit rock bottom yet and learned the tricks of the trade for evading the PD...

 

[Big A]

Unfortunately Charlotte hasn't hit rock bottom yet and learned the tricks of the trade for evading the PD...

You do realize that's a joke, that's from an accident that got a decent amount of local attention because it was a high speed chase right next to a school during Mardi Gras and a civilian was injured when police lost control and spun out violently. If you loo next to ties you can see where the rims scraped into grass and cement before ripping off. Of course there are drugs in New Orleans like every other city. But Charlotte definitely beat us with that top5 ranking in black tar heroin! Cool picture bro!

[Peppers90 NC]

Something tells me you don't like the Saints or New Orleans very much ;)  That was a lot of work so props to you for it.  Creative.

he usually does a nice piece like that every week about our next opponent and their respective cities, all in fun and entertainment and something to take the edge off.  they are a lot better now knowing we can go in and actually win the games finally.