Dogs Make Sh*tty Compasses

[Jangler]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/02/dogs-poop-in-line-with-earths-magnetic-field-says-study/

 

 

A study published this week in the journal Frontiers in Zoology suggests that dogs choose to relieve themselves along a north-south axis in line with Earth’s magnetic field. The Motherboard blog reported on the study’s findings, saying that the research was carried out by a team of Czech and German scientists.

“Dogs are sensitive to small variations of the Earth’s magnetic field,” said the research team. “Dogs preferred to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis” rather than the East-west axis.

The study examined the daily habits of 70 dogs during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years. Consistently, during times of calm electromagnetic “weather,” the dogs chose to eliminate while facing north or south.

 

[Brooklyn Bully]

My dog usually faces East.

[Ja Rhule]

My dog pisses in all directions.

[Mr. Scot]

My birds crap in all directions, and sometimes while airborne.

 

(let's see a dog do that)

[PanthaSan]

My birds crap in all directions, and sometimes while airborne.

 

(let's see a dog do that)

 

Once, this little chihuahua tried to charge me and out of reflex action, I made it crap while airborne....

[Darth Biscuit]

One of our dogs spins as he poops... I presume so he can smell it.  Dogs are weird.

[PanthaSan]

Maybe he's just checking the progress.  You don't look down while sitting on the can?

[Darth Biscuit]

Maybe he's just checking the progress.  You don't look down while sitting on the can?

 

lol

 

Maybe.

 

I'll ask him.

[cardiackat88.]

The corner of my living room must run north/south that's where my dog shits half the time damn him.

[KJ89]

my cousins chihuahua does a handstand to piss, does that count?

[Anybodyhome]

North, south, east or west, who gives a a fug as long as gravity does what it's supposed to.

 

Can we apply the same logic to running backs? "He runs more east & west than north & south...."