Theoretically: Can we cut Williams and Stewart and get a back like Beastmode?

[ajax4132]

 

Cool ass motherfuger

[Jangler]

[BeasonBeastingBacks]

sure, why the fug not

[xerxes]

I fooled myself into thinking the useless offseason threads would start after the Superbowl. I was wrong, so very very wrong.

[LinvilleGorge]

[Peppers90 NC]

it's a free country right?

[PhillyB]

no here's what we do. restructure stewart to a really cheap up-front contract but secretly backload it and not tell anyone and then trade him to the cardinals for their 7th-rounder. then when they find out and get really mad act all surprised and promise to make it right and find a three-way trade partner. then talk to the giants and tell them that they can have their 7th pick back if they give us a sixth and then also trade that 7th to the cards for stewart. then take that sixth and hire hurney for a one-day contract on day three of the draft to come in and make the pick. select a future hall of fame wide receiver, pay hurney with a pound of cocaine, fire him, and win superbowls.

 

we got this

[ajax4132]

Guys, I know the move is impossible. 

 

Just remarking on his cool as fug demeanor. 

 

No Lights, no cameras, just action mother fuger

[carolina-chuck]

I just became a Seahawks fan!!!! not really. But, yea.

 

 

 

 

What's the word I'm looking for to explain the mess with Carolina's cap situation? Wait, got it: "DOUBLE TROUBLE".

[Peppers90 NC]

[Doyle]

You knew it was impossible yet felt a need to start a new thread about Marshawn Lynch's coolness? 

[chknwing]

if Jonathan Stewart is cut right now, he has an $18 million cap hit this season. If hes a June 1st cut, Carolina has a $5.4 Million cap hit this season, and a $12 million cap hit next season.  Its awful really. This man can literally do fuging nothing for 2 more years and make $18 Million.  His agent was a genius with his contract and Hurney agreed to it.

[Jangler]

Change the title and the thread will be taken the way it was meant.

[El Chingon]

NOT THIS AGAIN.