need girl scout cookies from an adult...

[Guest Dark Knight]

I've been craving Girl Scout Cookies and would like to purchase several boxes. However, I'm not allowed within 200 feet of a minor and need some help getting them.

Boxes/Type:

(4) Thin Mints

(4) Samoas/Caramel deLites

(2) Trefoils/Shortbread

(2) Peanut Butter Patties/Tagalongs

Willing to pay double and throw in some Panthers memorabilia. PM if you live in the Greenville, SC area and are willing to help me out. I will be in the area until Monday evening. Please don't waste my time if you aren't serious.

Thank you,

Batman

[CarolinaNCSU]

Somebody is bored

[Guest Irv]

Good guy pedophile reads reddit.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

at least you're nicer to children than you are minorities

 

[jackson113]

If Pedo for real you need your azz kicked.....don't joke about that poo...

[jackson113]

If Pedo for real you need your azz kicked.....don't joke about that poo...

[2jakefansinva]

visit any Kroger grocery store and they're selling them at the door.

 

thin mints and samoas' out the ass.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Dont do it, freak prolly just wants to smell the boxes.

[stirs]

I think Philly B has a whole commune full of girl scouts, he can probably set you up with a couple boxes

[Guest Dark Knight]

visit any Kroger grocery store and they're selling them at the door.

thin mints and samoas' out the ass.

That's what got me into trouble in the first place.

[Johnny Rockets]

There was a story on the news the other day that a girl scout was selling cookies and killing it by selling about a box a minute. Turns out she was selling outside of pot houses in Colorado. Pretty sure the Girl Scouts told her she could no longer do that which is a shame because it was a good idea.

[TNPanther]

Not sure if this is a troll thread or not...

[Shufdog]

Not sure if this is a troll thread or not...

It is, there's a pic. of a craigslist ad making its way around the internet. Batman copied it almost word for word.

 

Here's one version:

 

 

 

[PandaPancake]

Useful information: The same bakeries that make Girl Scout cookies makes them for Family Dollar for $2.50 a box

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