Idiot Driver

[Jakob]

So I'm driving down the highway with my bud going to the golf course. This blonde bitch is coming down the on ramp and I see shes about to fall maybe 10 feet in behind me so I think nothing of it. At the very last second she fuging floors it and comes inches from smashing right into the side of us, we had to veer into oncoming traffic to avoid her smashing into us because shes flying at like 90 MPH. Thank sweet based god the truck in front of us and the car behind us saw what was happening and both slammed on their breaks. I got out of my car screaming and yelling at this bitch so did the guy in his truck. She had NO clue what was going on. Bitch was high as fug on something.

 

Anyone who drives drunk or high is up there with rapists and pedophiles. Just don't fuging do it.

 

/rant.

[Ja Rhule]

So I'm driving down the highway with my bud going to the golf course. This blonde bitch is coming down the on ramp and I see shes about to fall maybe 10 feet in behind me so I think nothing of it. At the very last second she fuging floors it and comes inches from smashing right into the side of us, we had to veer into oncoming traffic to avoid her smashing into us because shes flying at like 90 MPH. Thank sweet based god the truck in front of us and the car behind us saw what was happening and both slammed on their breaks. I got out of my car screaming and yelling at this bitch so did the guy in his truck. She had NO clue what was going on. Bitch was high as fug on something.

Anyone who drives drunk or high is up there with rapists and pedophiles. Just don't fuging do it.

/rant.

Sorry, she was just delivering my sammich.

[PhillyB]

probably working for the reidsville police

[cookinwithgas]

Next time I'll tell her to come over for sex at a specific time instead of "as soon as you can" sorry

[Jangler]

was she hot?

[Ja Rhule]

I worked in the pharmacy for 7 years, you'd be surprised how many drugged up people drive cars. Xana x is one of those medicines.

[Jakob]

probably working for the reidsville police

I'm never going to escape that joke am I?

[Jakob]

was she hot?

Yeah, she was a decent 7/10

[Jakob]

I worked in the pharmacy for 7 years, you'd be surprised how many drugged up people drive cars. Xana x is one of those medicines.

I know a guy who ugh, really likes xana x, his name is jako..carl.. Carl really loves those things. Carl would never drive on those though.

[Creepster]

Vali um > xa nax

[MichaelNewtonII]

So I'm driving down the highway with my bud going to the golf course. This blonde bitch is coming down the on ramp and I see shes about to fall maybe 10 feet in behind me so I think nothing of it. At the very last second she fuging floors it and comes inches from smashing right into the side of us, we had to veer into oncoming traffic to avoid her smashing into us because shes flying at like 90 MPH. Thank sweet based god the truck in front of us and the car behind us saw what was happening and both slammed on their breaks. I got out of my car screaming and yelling at this bitch so did the guy in his truck. She had NO clue what was going on. Bitch was high as fug on something.

Anyone who drives drunk or high is up there with rapists and pedophiles. Just don't fuging do it.

/rant.

Pie for thanking based god

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[Cary Kollins]

You got out of your car on the highway and she was still there?

[Jakob]

You got out of your car on the highway and she was still there?

Yeah man, she pulled over to the side after nearly smashing into us. She had Nooooooooooo fuging clue what was going on. 

[8 0 5]

I'm not trying to start an argument but driving while high is nothing like driving drunk.

90% of people that smoke and drive actually claim to be more concentrated and aware while high.

I drive like a fug tard if I'm not high. Texting and browsing poo and speeding, not to mention road rage.

There's no explanation for drunk driving, though.