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2012 - A Season to Marvel

Sep 02 2012 08:44 AM Zod Carolina Panthers
Friends, Foes, Huddlers,,,

It is that time one again that I bring to you the State of the Panthers. After much introspection and meditation, I have come to a conclusion.

2011 will be Avenged.

Ron Rivera now in his second season as head coach has his philosophy in place. With emphasis on team play and a decrease of individualism, he has assembled his squad of heroes. Rivera is by nature a disciplinarian, but this one time grid-iron hero was known for his fury.

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Rivera expects nothing less than a playoff berth, anything else will be a failure.

Leading the offense we find a super soldier of sorts, Cam Newton. His physical abilities are far beyond anything we have seen on the football field. He can do things other QB's only dream of. Once doubted and belittled as a gimmick, he has since proven to be a true leader. In fact, you can call him Cap.

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Joining Newton on the offense is a player ready to take the next step. Ready to dominate all that block his path to greatness. A mammoth of a man, with blonde locks that flow like honey, no homo. Greg Olsen will have a huge season this year. Rivera recently has stated as much. He didn't throw the gauntlet. He dropped the hammer.

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The offense will be great. But this season they will have help from the defense. The biggest improvement will come from the linebacking corps. First round selection Luke Kuechly has the speed, brawn, and intelligence to become an All-Pro in this league. Kuechly has already dazzled us all preseason, and he is just getting warmed up. Although he resembles the man of Steel, I like to think he is made of iron.

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After a year hiatus, Jon Beason is rejoining the defense and will return to his pro bowl form. He looks more conditioned and in better shape than I have ever seen him. Beason is also one of the most intelligent and charismatic players in the NFL, but make him angry and you may see a whole other side of him. A side that makes opposing offenses crap their collective pants. Many of you call him Beast... but Hulk may be more fitting.

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Beason Smash.

Friends, I have crunched the numbers. I say to you now I have taken all things Carolina Panthers and have come to a conclusion. All signs point to a Marvel of a Season. Buy your tickets, secure your Lazyboy, fire up the grill and lets get it on. Ish is about to get real.

Record Prediction = 13-3

/drops microphone

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I MUST HAVE THAT BEASON HULK IN A 9x12. I know you typically don't sell your work, but name your price. Or at least as a Gameday contest giveaway or something.
That was great!!!
Absolutely fantastic!!!
Zod, did u get a settlement from a lawsuit or something. Man u have way too much free time on ur hands. Oh and btw

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I MUST HAVE THAT BEASON HULK IN A 9x12. I know you typically don't sell your work, but name your price. Or at least as a Gameday contest giveaway or something.


I want it on a black t-shirt.
I want it tattooed on my back.
the jon beason photoshop is fantastic

I want it tattooed on my back.



Lower back?
Cooles. Post. Ever.
YES!!!!
Coach! wait! its a bigheadify gun! oh NOOoooo, Coooooach yo heeeeead.




lols nice work, Chief. . . and yes I know his head is huge in person too.
Amazing work Zod.
Out done yourself and expectations!

Beason as hulk is my favorite.

I'm with JOAT, the team should see this!

I thought all of it was great, but when I got to the Beason pic...
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Absolutely amazing job. Best work I've seen on Panther's players. Keep up the outstanding work!! GO PANTHERS!!!!
What about me, bub?
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The Punisher is a fitting name...
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I knew this was too good to be true.
Is this one of those movies where the super heros dont show up until the end?

12-4 still doable.......
I'm always years ahead of my time
I had to do it:

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I think we'll get to 13 wins... if you add 2010, 2011 and 2012 together

I think we'll get to 13 wins... if you add 2010, 2011 and 2012 together

It hurts because that's probably exactly what's going to happen.
I'm marveling at how easy this fanbase gives up on the team.
Its easy to give up when only 9 teams have ever made the playoffs starting 1-4. I just want the team to grow and make this a respectful season.

This is still one of the most awesome threads ever despite how the season has panned out so far.

I'm marveling at how easy this fanbase gives up on the team.


going by the experience of the past 15 + seasons it is the only rational thing to do.